Perch Jokes
27 perch jokes and hilarious perch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about perch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends laugh with these hilarious jokes about perch fish, carp, trout, and cockatoos. Whether you’re looking for a pun or a laugh-out-loud one-liner, you’ll be sure to find the perfect joke in this collection.
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Funniest Perch Short Jokes
Short perch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The perch humour may include short perk jokes also.
- Two birds are sat on a perch. Two birds are sat on a perch.
One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?" - Two birds are sitting on a perch..... one looks to the other and says "Do you smell something fishy??"
- Two budgies Two budgies are sitting on a perch, one says to the other one 'I think I can smell fish'.
- How many canaries can you fit under a Scottsman's kilt? Depends on the length of the perch.
- Two parrots are sat on a perch... ..one turns to the other and says, 'is it just me, or can you smell fish'?
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Perch One Liners
Which perch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with perch? I can suggest the ones about porch and porpoise.
- Two parrots were sitting on a perch One says to the other... Do you smell fish?
- I'm giving away my legless parrot for free. No perches necessary.
- How many birds can you fit under a Scotsmans kilt? Depends how big the perch is.
- how do you keep a parrot on it's perch? Use poligrip.
- Two birds land on a perch One says to the other, "Something smells fishy."
- How do birds legally show where they live? Proof of perches
- Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, "Hey... do you smell fish?"
- Two birds on a perch One turns to the other and asks,
Can you smell fish? - Two birds are sat on a perch, when one says to the other.. "Do you smell fish?"
- My magic camera lens keeps flying away and perching on things. It was aperture.
- A pet store had a bird contest. No perches necessary.
- What perches on your computer and says "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"? A parity error
- Saw two crows perched on a fence together It was an attempted m**....
Uproarious Perch Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about perch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pear jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make perch pranks.
A preacher is buying a parrot
"Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.
"Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot," the storekeeper assures him.
"Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lord's prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm."
"Wonderful!" says the preacher, "but what happens if you pull both strings?"
"I fall off my perch, you s**... fool!" screeched the parrot.
A postal carrier is working on a new beat.......
when all of a sudden he comes upon a garden gate marked BEWARE OF THE PARROT!
Befuddled, he looks down the walk and into the garden and, sure enough, there is indeed a parrot sitting on its perch.
He has a little chuckle to himself at the sign and the parrot there on its perch.
The mailman opens the gate and walks into the garden.
He gets as far as the parrot's perch, when suddenly the parrot calls out: "REX, ATTACK!"
