Pepsi Coke Jokes
47 pepsi coke jokes and hilarious pepsi coke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pepsi coke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pepsi Coke Short Jokes
Short pepsi coke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pepsi coke humour may include short coca cola jokes also.
- First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed* - The ceo of Pepsi was fired this morning. They found trace amounts of Coke in *her system.
*I have to be factually correct. - My first and last day as a drug dealer. Car pulls up. Guy rolls the window down. "You got any coke?" Me: "Is Pepsi OK?" Dude shot me in the leg.
- For years I've stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi. But the bubbles really burn my nose.
- Did you hear about the Pepsi employee that got fired? Turns out they found coke in his system and fired him on the spot.
- A guy walks into a bar.. ..and orders a Jack Daniels with coke. The bartender asks if Pepsi is okay. "Whatever, sure" says the guy. So, the bartender mixes a Pepsi with coke for him.
- I got beaten up after I told a customer we don't have coke, is Pepsi okay? My first and last day as a drug dealer.
- A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
- What's the difference between The Soviet Union and Russia? The Soviet union had Pepsi and Coke.
- I ordered a Jack and Coke and the bartender asked Is Pepsi okay? I said yeah, and he gave me a Coke and Pepsi.
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Pepsi Coke One Liners
Which pepsi coke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pepsi coke? I can suggest the ones about dr pepper and jack and coke.
- Why was the Pepsi employee fired? He tested positive for coke.
- It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
- Wonder what makes pepsi taste like it does? They just water down some coke.
- Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
- What do you call a Mexican that doesn't like Coke a Pepsi Can
- I always wanted to like pepsi.... but I was born a coke baby.
- A drug addict is given Pepsi... drug addict: "nah man, I do Coke"
- "I wonder what it's like to snort Pepsi" "I imagine it's pretty similar to snorting Coke"
- Drug dealer: We've got w**..., l**..., but we don't have any coke. Is Pepsi okay?
- I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
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Pepsi Coke Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pepsi coke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean soda jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pepsi coke pranks.
Me: What's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
I took the family to an amusement park and they all got thirsty at once.
Fortunately we were close to a big soda shop, a circular building with lines of varying lengths standing at most of the windows.
"Excuse me," I asked a park employee, "Which window do we go to?"
"Each window is for a different drink, so just go straight to the one for what you want. If you're in a hurry, though, you might pick something less popular, that no one's waiting for."
Over the crowd I could see the drink signs above each window: Coke, Sprite, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Guinness... "How long is the Guinness line?" I asked.
He laughed, "That one wraps around the back of the building and trails off into the parking lot outside. I think they're going for a world record or something."
I didn't have time for this guy's jokes, so I asked, "Is there a punch line?"
"Nope."
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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
So I asked my dealer for some coke.
He said 'Is Pepsi okay?'
It was delicious nevertheless.
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Man: I'll take a r**... and coke
Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*
I tried selling drugs once.
I tried selling drugs once. The guy asked me for some coke and I paniced and asked him if Pepsi was ok.
Waiter: I'm sorry but we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?
Me: Is it ok if I pay with monopoly money?
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d**... and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
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An undercover cop approaches a career s**...
and asked him, "Hey man, I'm looking to score some coke."
The s**... thinks about it for a moment and asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"
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A dad becomes a drug dealer
He goes to a alley to drop off some c**.... The man asks "Do you have the coke?" the dad replies "Sorry we only have pepsi, were so sorry".
Your wife and boss are drowning and you have an important decision to make:
Coke or pepsi?
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
I got a job offer at Pepsi today!
I just hope they don't drug test me and find Coke in my system.
I was fired from my last job because they searched my desk and found coke
But who wants to work at Pepsi Co anyways
"We don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay?" *gets shot*
First day as a drug dealer didn't go well...
A dwarf walks into a bar, he's very, very thirsty.
The dwarf approaches the counter. It's very high up, so he can't see the other side.
He tries anyway and says: "Can I have a Coke please?"
(no answer)
He tries to jump as high as he can, saying "Can I have a Coke please?"
(no answer)
He jumps up and down, saying every time he gets to the top, "Can I have a Coke please?"
(still no answer)
He's fed up, so he goes around the counter, and on the other side...
...he sees another dwarf, jumping up and down saying, "Is Pepsi OK?"
PS: Google tells me that "dwarf" and "little person" are equally non-offensive. Feel free to educate me if it's the wrong term.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pyror?
One was burnt by Pepsi and one was burnt by coke.