Pepsi Coke Jokes
78 pepsi coke jokes and hilarious pepsi coke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pepsi coke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pepsi Coke Short Jokes
Short pepsi coke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pepsi coke humour may include short coca cola jokes also.
- First day on the job as a drugdealer *giggles*
"We don't have coke, is Pepsi ok?
*gets stabbed* - The ceo of Pepsi was fired this morning. They found trace amounts of Coke in *her system.
*I have to be factually correct. - *First day as drug dealer* *Giggles* "coke isn't available, is Pepsi ok?"
*gets stabbed* - Did you hear about the Pepsi delivery drivers who were fired? They tested positive for coke.
- My first and last day as a drug dealer. Car pulls up. Guy rolls the window down. "You got any coke?" Me: "Is Pepsi OK?" Dude shot me in the leg.
- For years I've stuck with coke but recently tried switching to pepsi. But the bubbles really burn my nose.
- Did you hear about the Pepsi employee that got fired? Turns out they found coke in his system and fired him on the spot.
- A guy walks into a bar.. ..and orders a Jack Daniels with coke. The bartender asks if Pepsi is okay. "Whatever, sure" says the guy. So, the bartender mixes a Pepsi with coke for him.
- I got beaten up after I told a customer we don't have coke, is Pepsi okay? My first and last day as a drug dealer.
- A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi.
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Pepsi Coke One Liners
Which pepsi coke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pepsi coke? I can suggest the ones about dr pepper and jack and coke.
- Why was the Pepsi employee fired? He tested positive for coke.
- Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke.
- I got fired from my job at Pepsi I tested positive for Coke
- The CEO of Pepsi was just fired He tested positive for Coke
- The CEO of Pepsi was fired today. They found traces of Coke in his system.
- It's ironic whitney houston did all those Pepsi endorsements Then over dosed on Coke
- The vice president of Pepsi got fired... he came up positive for coke.
- Why did the Pepsi employee get fired They did to much coke
- Wonder what makes pepsi taste like it does? They just water down some coke.
- What did the coke say to the Pepsi? You're sodasgusting.
- Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
- No one asks how coke is doing. They always ask "is pepsi ok?"
- What do you call a Mexican that doesn't like Coke a Pepsi Can
- Ordering a coke Do you have coca cola?
No but, Is pepsi okay?
Is monopoly money okay? - I always wanted to like pepsi.... but I was born a coke baby.
Pepsi Coke Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pepsi coke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coca jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pepsi coke pranks.
Me: What's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
I took the family to an amusement park and they all got thirsty at once.
Fortunately we were close to a big soda shop, a circular building with lines of varying lengths standing at most of the windows.
"Excuse me," I asked a park employee, "Which window do we go to?"
"Each window is for a different drink, so just go straight to the one for what you want. If you're in a hurry, though, you might pick something less popular, that no one's waiting for."
Over the crowd I could see the drink signs above each window: Coke, Sprite, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Hawaiian Punch, Mountain Dew, Guinness... "How long is the Guinness line?" I asked.
He laughed, "That one wraps around the back of the building and trails off into the parking lot outside. I think they're going for a world record or something."
I didn't have time for this guy's jokes, so I asked, "Is there a punch line?"
"Nope."
Soda joke
Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
I'll have a r**... and coke
Is pepsi ok?
Sure whatever
*hands you a pepsi and coke*
"I wonder what it's like to snort Pepsi"
"I imagine it's pretty similar to snorting Coke"
So I asked my dealer for some coke.
He said 'Is Pepsi okay?'
It was delicious nevertheless.
A man walks into a bar..
and asks the bartender for a r**... and coke. The bartender says " Is Pepsi okay?" The man replies, "Yeah that's fine". The bartender takes out a glass and fills it with Pepsi and Coke.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke
The bartender asks, "Is Pepsi fine?" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass.
A drug addict is given Pepsi...
drug addict: "nah man, I do Coke"
I asked my drug dealer if he had any coke.
He said "Nah, sorry mate, I've run out. Is Pepsi okay?"
Man: I'll take a r**... and coke
Bartender: Is pepsi ok?
Man: Yeah, that'll do.
Bartender: *hands him coke and pepsi*
I tried selling drugs once.
I tried selling drugs once. The guy asked me for some coke and I paniced and asked him if Pepsi was ok.
Waiter: I'm sorry but we don't have coke, is pepsi ok?
Me: Is it ok if I pay with monopoly money?
So I asked the bartender for a r**... and coke. He said, "Is Pepsi okay?"
"Sure, whatever," I said.
So he handed me a glass of pepsi and coke.
The power of Pepsi
So a couple of friends of mine, one black, one white were at a protest and wondered which carbonated drink makes the police the most peaceful. Turns out it really is Pepsi. You see, my white friend went up to the front of the protest and shouted to the cops "Anybody wanna buy some Pepsi?!" and the cops were all chill and happy, some even bought a can or two. But then my black friend went up to the front and shouted "Anybody wanna buy some coke?!"
Pepsi: Well THAT was the PR nightmare of the century.
Fox News: Hold my beer.
United Airlines: Jinx, owe me a Coke?
Pepsi: For reals?
Sean Spicer: Make it a double.
d**... and vaginas are sorta like Coke and Pepsi
I strongly prefer one, but my dad thinks they taste the same.
Cr
An undercover cop approaches a career s**...
and asked him, "Hey man, I'm looking to score some coke."
The s**... thinks about it for a moment and asks, "Is Pepsi okay?"
A dad becomes a drug dealer
He goes to a alley to drop off some c**.... The man asks "Do you have the coke?" the dad replies "Sorry we only have pepsi, were so sorry".
Drug dealer: We've got w**..., l**..., but we don't have any coke.
Is Pepsi okay?
Your wife and boss are drowning and you have an important decision to make:
Coke or pepsi?
If you get pulled over and you have some Coke in your car, you're likely to get arrested.
However, if you get pulled over and you have some Pepsi in your car, you're likely to make a new friend.
Remember to always brush your seatbelts, buckle your teeth, and drink Pepsi.®️
My first day as a drug dealer
Me: Sorry we've run out of coke, is Pepsi ok?
Client: *stab
Me: Ok, have a nice day
A man walks into a bar and orders a r**... and coke
The bartender asks "Is Pepsi ok?"
The customer replies: "Sure, that sounds fine"
So the bartender gives him a Pepsi and Coke
A man walks into a bar and orders a r**... and Coke...
The bartender says to the man "sorry, but is Pepsi okay?"
The man, having had a long day at work and needing a drink decided not to be picky
"Sure, why not" he said, then paid for his drink
The bartender fixed up the drink and handed it over
"Here you go," he said, "Pepsi and Coke"
First day as a drug dealer trying to be funny "hello I dont have coke is Pepsi alright "
*Gets stabbed*
I got a job offer at Pepsi today!
I just hope they don't drug test me and find Coke in my system.
I was fired from my last job because they searched my desk and found coke
But who wants to work at Pepsi Co anyways
"We don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay?" *gets shot*
First day as a drug dealer didn't go well...
Every time someone says, "is Pepsi ok?", I feel bad
for coke. No one asks how coke's doing.
A man walks into a bar and asks for a r**... and Coke
The bartender says "sorry to disappoint, but is Pepsi okay?"
It had been a long day, so the man said "yeah, that's fine"
The bartender turned to pour the drink, then handed it to the man.
"Here you go. Pepsi and Coke"
Man orders a drink from the bar
Man: "r**... & Coke please"
Bartender: "r**... and coke? Um, Is Pepsi OK?"
Man: "Yeah, Pepsi is fine."
Bartender: "Great, one Pepsi & Coke comin' right up."
Me: What's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first
**Me:** Okay, I'll have a coke.
**Bartender:** Is Pepsi okay?
**Me:** Sure, how much is that?
**Bartender:** $3.
**Me:** There you go. So what's the WiFi password?
**Bartender:** You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
A dwarf walks into a bar, he's very, very thirsty.
The dwarf approaches the counter. It's very high up, so he can't see the other side.
He tries anyway and says: "Can I have a Coke please?"
(no answer)
He tries to jump as high as he can, saying "Can I have a Coke please?"
(no answer)
He jumps up and down, saying every time he gets to the top, "Can I have a Coke please?"
(still no answer)
He's fed up, so he goes around the counter, and on the other side...
...he sees another dwarf, jumping up and down saying, "Is Pepsi OK?"
PS: Google tells me that "dwarf" and "little person" are equally non-offensive. Feel free to educate me if it's the wrong term.
Guy walks into a bar
Guy to the bartender: I'll take a Jack and Coke
Bartender: pepsi ok?
Guy: ...sure
Bartender: *starts mixing coke and pepsi*
I ordered a Jack and Coke and the bartender asked Is Pepsi okay?
I said yeah, and he gave me a Coke and Pepsi.
What's the difference between The Soviet Union and Russia?
The Soviet union had Pepsi and Coke.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Pyror?
One was burnt by Pepsi and one was burnt by coke.