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An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"



The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"



The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.



"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.



The American turns around. "He killed my wife."

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What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

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Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD?

To get to the Otherside.

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeΓ±o business.

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Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...

Wrong sub.

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3 gay guys are discussing what to do with their dead lover's ashes...

The first guy says that Peter would have wanted to have his ashes spread in the forest because he was such a down to earth person.

The second guy says that Peter would have wanted to have his ashes dumped in the ocean because his soul was pure and deep.

The third guy says Peter would have wanted to have his ashes put into a soup mixed with the hottest peppers and spices so he could tear our ass up one last time.

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What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?

Ghost Peppers.

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red hot chili peppers joke (original)

So Anthony Kiedis is hanging out at Flea's house. Flea says he's having trouble hooking up his VCR to his TV and he asks Anthony to take a look at it, to see if he can find the problem.

Anthony gets up and takes a look behind the TV at the wires and cables and whatnot.

"I think the problem could be with the power plug" - says Flea, from the couch

After a minute Anthony looks up and points to the scart cable.

"No man, the plug ain't the problem, there's an issue with the scart." Anthony says, "It looks faulty, don't touch it, it could be dangerous"

Flea gets up and walks to the TV, laughing.

"Relax, would ya? I know how to fix my own damn tv......you're a fuckin' wuss, man......." says Flea, shaking his head

".......an issue with the scart......." mutters Flea, mimicking Anthony

Flea bent down to pick up the scart.

"Nooooo!" shouts Anthony, but it was too late.

Flea flew across the room as a powerful electric current shot through his body. His inanimate body lay there, he was dead.

As a tear rolled down his cheek, Anthony looked down at his friend.

Anthony closed his dead friend's eyes with his fingers, kissed him gently on the forehead and began to speak.

"Scart issue that I wish you saw.......
Sarcastic Mr know-it-all.........."

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What do nosey peppers do?

Get jalepeno in your buisness.

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Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

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Why did the red hot chili peppers cross the road

"To take it on the other-side"

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This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

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A horse enters a deli...

... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeΓ±os, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeΓ±os, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.

A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeΓ±os, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeΓ±os, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."

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Cure for AIDS

Doctor : Eat lots of raw peppers, and spicy food.

Patient : How will that cure my AIDS?

Doctor: It won't, but now you know what your asshole is for.

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Where do the hottest peppers live?

Scoville!

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Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

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What's the smartest pizza?

Combination with Nobel peppers.

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I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds

After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.

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Did you hear about the two habanero peppers that had sex?

It was fucking hot.

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Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?

To take it on the Otherside.

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What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

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What's Obi-Wan's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song?

Higher ground.

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I invented a new burger today. I call it the "illegal alien"

It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.

Served with a free side of ICE.

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What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?

Ghost peppers

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The Red Hot Chili Peppers are actually Buzzfeed fans.

If not, then how do you explain this: 'Ten more reasons why I need somebody new'?

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What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their producer said he didn't like their new tracks?

They bought long sleeve shirts.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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What do you call it when you mix crushed red peppers with a dog?

Crushed red pupper.

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My friend will donate a red hot chili peppers album to charity

He will give it away, give it away, give it away now

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I don't like nosey peppers

they get JalapeΓ±o buisness

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Three man in a sinking ship. .

One was an Arab, Another one was a Mexican and the last one was American.

They were exporting goods from all around the world but the ship needs to unload some of the goods.

The Arab threw out drums of oil, he said: "No worries, we're rich in oil, we have lots in our country."

Next, the Mexican threw away fresh produce of different kinds of peppers, he said: "No problem, I'll get more, we have a lot of that in our country."

Lastly, the American. Confused, he grabbed the arm and leg of the Mexican and threw him out of the ship.

Go figure.

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A Coast Guard patrol intercepts a sinking vessel smuggling illegally spicy peppers. "Help!" says the smuggler...

"I'm capsaicin!"

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What do you call a really big woman who really likes cucumber, tomatoes and peppers?

Vegiant

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

To take it on The Otherside.

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What do you call a mint that's made out of peppers?

A chilly chili.

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