Peppers Jokes

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An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"



The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"



The American proceeds to throw the Mexican out of the helicopter.



"Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the Brit.



The American turns around. "He killed my wife."

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Why did the chicken skip a track on his Red Hot Chili Peppers CD?

To get to the Otherside.

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeรฑo business.

Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...

Wrong sub.

What will the "Red Hot Chili Peppers" become when they die?

Ghost Peppers.

What do nosey peppers do?

Get jalepeno in your buisness.

Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.

Yet another way they're jalapeรฑo business.

Why are peppers irritating?

Because they're jalapeno business!

Why did the red hot chili peppers cross the road

"To take it on the other-side"

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

A horse enters a deli...

... and says "Give me a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeรฑos, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

Without a word, the deli owner, standing behind the counter, gets to work on the grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeรฑos, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish.

A while later, she presents him his meal. "Here's your grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeรฑos, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

The horse smiles, accepts the food, and asks her, "I bet you were surprised when you saw a horse enter the deli and order a grilled cheese sandwich with tomatoes, peppers, jalapeรฑos, pickles, mustard, mayonnaise, ketchup, and relish."

"Not really," she said. "I like it that way myself."

A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.

Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.

Where do the hottest peppers live?

Scoville!

I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds

After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.

What's the smartest pizza?

Combination with Nobel peppers.

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

What's Obi-Wan's favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song?

Higher ground.

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves; the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

I invented a new burger today. I call it the "illegal alien"

It's got lettuce and tomato on top, with jalapeno peppers and hot sauce hiding underneath.

Served with a free side of ICE.

The Red Hot Chili Peppers are actually Buzzfeed fans.

If not, then how do you explain this: 'Ten more reasons why I need somebody new'?

My friend will donate a red hot chili peppers album to charity

He will give it away, give it away, give it away now

What did the Red Hot Chili Peppers do when their producer said he didn't like their new tracks?

They bought long sleeve shirts.

What do you call it when you mix crushed red peppers with a dog?

Crushed red pupper.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?

Ghost peppers

Three man in a sinking ship. .

One was an Arab, Another one was a Mexican and the last one was American.

They were exporting goods from all around the world but the ship needs to unload some of the goods.

The Arab threw out drums of oil, he said: "No worries, we're rich in oil, we have lots in our country."

Next, the Mexican threw away fresh produce of different kinds of peppers, he said: "No problem, I'll get more, we have a lot of that in our country."

Lastly, the American. Confused, he grabbed the arm and leg of the Mexican and threw him out of the ship.

Go figure.

I don't like nosey peppers

they get Jalapeรฑo buisness

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