Pepperoni Jokes

Funniest Pepperoni Short Jokes

Short pepperoni jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pepperoni humour may include short chili pepper jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an English degree? The pizza can feed a family of four.
2. Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
3. I just ate a pizza covered in pepperoni and chillies. To be honest, I looked pretty ridiculous.
4. An incredible phenomenon of life A pepperoni of radius 'z' and height 'a' has a volume of pi·z·z·a
5. My CS Professor dropped this on us today... What's the difference between a CS degree, an IT degree, a Fine Arts degree, and a pepperoni pizza...?
   A Fine Arts degree can't feed a family.
6. The Kardashians are all in a rocket set to launch, you can press a button to stop the launch. Would you order a cheese or pepperoni pizza?
7. This sub is the best. It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
8. The doctor told me to watch what I eat if I wanted to lose weight. I stare at my extra large pepperoni pizza with a Diet Coke for at least an hour before I scarf it down and I haven't lost a pound.
9. What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me.
10. Do you know how easy it is to make a Victoria sponge topped with pepperoni and melted cheese? It's a Pizza cake

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Pepperoni One Liners

Which pepperoni one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pepperoni? I can suggest the ones about salami and pizza topping.

1. What Do You Call A Fake Pepperoni? Pepperphony.
2. I ate my brother's salami sandwich instead of my pepperoni. Whoops, wrong sub.
3. What did the pepperoni pizza say to the sausage pizza? Nice to meat you.
4. Why were the twin towers sad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plane.
5. Why did 9/11 happen? Because someone ordered a pepperoni pizza but got plain instead.
6. The twin towers asked for pepperoni but got plane
7. I thought pepperoni was a vegetable Because it's pepper only
8. What type of pizza has a single slice of pepperoni on the top of it? Pepperlonely.
9. I like my comedic timing like my pizza delivery With pepperoni.
10. The World Trade Centre ordered pizza They wanted pepperoni but all they got was plain
11. What do you want on your tombstone? pepperoni and cheese….
12. What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!
13. What do you call a japanese spice d**...? Pepper-oni.
14. What do you say when you s**... an Italian cow? Rest in Pepperoni
15. Airport At airport
    Hour til flight
    Need 3 h**... and a sasuage pepperoni pizza

Pepperoni Pizza Jokes

Here is a list of funny pepperoni pizza jokes and even better pepperoni pizza puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I called and ordered a large pepperoni pizza from Papa Johns. They asked if I wanted to Papa Size it. I said no... Just a large.
• Some workers in one of the twin towers pitch in for a pepperoni pizza for a meeting... ... but all they got was plane.
• Ya know, working 3+ years in a pizza shop, I've grown to admire the comradery of pepperoni. Especially on these hot days. They really stick together!
• I like my girls like I like my pepperoni pizza White, full of fat and red dots all over them... :-(

Rib-Tickling Pepperoni Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about pepperoni you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jalapeno pepper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pepperoni pranks.