Peppermint Jokes
7 peppermint jokes and hilarious peppermint puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peppermint that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Have a sweet tooth for humor? Check out this collection of clever peppermint jokes. Includes one-liners, puns, and hilarious gags about peppermint patty, peppermint tea, peppermint bark, Lifesavers, and more--guaranteed to make you feel minty fresh!
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Silly & Ridiculous Peppermint Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
What is a good peppermint joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Bull
A week after John bought a bull, he complained to his friend, All that bull does is eat grass. Won't even look at a cow.
Take him to the vet, his friend suggested.
The next week, John is much happier. The vet gave him some pills, and the bull serviced all of my cows! he told his pal. Then he broke through the fence and bred with all my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!
What kind of pills were they? asked the friend.
I don't know, but they've got a peppermint taste.
Two elves are winding down in the North Pole bar after a long day of making toys.
After downing some shots of peppermint schnapps, the first elf says to the second, That COVID outbreak in China has really messed up the toy production schedule. I don't think Santa has ever pushed us so hard! .
The second one added, Yeah, things were so bad today that Rudolph and Blitzen were even called in to work on the assembly line.
The first one got an odd look on his face and said, Well, that explains why those Raisinets I found on the floor tasted so strange.
Whats Marcie's favourite candy
A Peppermint Patty
How do you make Peppermint Creme?
Finger it really well.
Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
They had a baby, Ruth.
To celebrate the remake of the movie adaptation of Stephen King's "It," restaurants released their second version of eggnog with a scoop of ice cream and a peppermint stick:
The "Yule float II." Only $1.99 You'll make sure to get your change - if you want to be penny-wise.
So a lady with Parkinson's orders a grande decaf peppermint soy latte no whip
and I forgot to put the lid on.
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