peop Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious peop puns

Why are people complaining,what EA did was great!

I mean, you've got to give them credit.

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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

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People say smoking will give you diseases.

What they don't know is that it cures salmon.

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Most people are shocked when they find out...

...how incompetent I am as an electrician.

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I don't like people who take drugs...

For example: airport security.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes two, very tiny people, to screw, in a lightbulb.

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Some people don't believe the allegations that Louis CK whipped his dick out...

...others saw it coming.

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People in Dubai don't like "The Flintstones"

But people in Abu Dhabi Do

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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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People keep grouping all Trump supporters with these Nazi movements recently, which I disagree with and think is quite silly.

After all, the Russians fought *against* the Nazis.

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People often say "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, i see why.

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People compare Trump and hitler all the time, but there is one major difference.

Hitler was good at making speeches

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I don't get why people say cancer is hard to beat

I'm already on Stage 4

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People who are afraid of pedophiles

need to grow up

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People treat me like a god

They ignore my existence unless they need something

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People say to me Jesus was not Jewish

## I say ofcourse he was Jewish

+ 30 years old, Single, Living at home with his parents
+ Working in his father's business
+ His mother thought he was God's gift

## He's Jewish. Give it up

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_by Robin Williams_

Happy Birthday Robin!

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People always say pineapple juice makes your cum taste better...

But to me it just ruins the pineapple juice.

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There are 2 people on a boat…

There are two people on a boat; they have three cigarettes. However, they don't have a lighter. What do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat *became a cigarette lighter!*

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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If 4 people have sex is called a four-some

3 people have sex is a three-some
and 2 people have sex is a two-some

Now you know why they call me handsome

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They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile

Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds

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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut the fuck up

What I'm doing is **natural** and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

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When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. When 3 people do it it's called a threesom

I guess that's why they call me handsome...

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Why do some people think Jesus was black?

Cause he is our father, and he never came back.

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Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong...

I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat.

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People use to laugh at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian

Well, no one is laughing now.

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People who get offended when I breastfeed in public can just fuck off.

What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.

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Why do people with foot fetishes never win?

Because they like the taste of defeat

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Many people are shocked when they find out..

That I'm a horrible electrician.

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1 in every 3 people cheats in their relationships. I'm left wondering...

Is it my wife or my girlfriend that's cheating?

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What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.

That's Remarkable!

Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.

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Why do people in Beijing smoke so many cigarettes?

To get a breath of filtered air.

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Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final

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People think that just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, i should walk around carrying a big ol' boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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1 out of 5 people suffer from loneliness.

So, if you look around and you don't see the other 4 people, they're out having fun without you.

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