Penthouse Jokes
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A minister and a lawyer at the pearly gates.
A minister and a lawyer arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter greeted both of them and gave them their room assignments.
"Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, sir, (to the lawyer) the keys to our finest p**... suit."
"This is unfair!" cried the minister.
"Listen," Saint Peter said, "ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first lawyer we've seen."
What do National Geographic and p**... have in common?
Both have great places you'll probably never visit.
What is red and smells like blue Froot Loops?
The m**...-s**... scene at Toucan Sam's Miami p**....
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