Pentagram Jokes
3 pentagram jokes and hilarious pentagram puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pentagram that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Silly & Ridiculous Pentagram Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five.
There was a man who was born on the fifth day of the fifth month of 1955, whose lucky number was five. On his birthday, he went to the racetrack and was astounded to see that in the fifth race (scheduled for five o'clock) a horse named Pentagram was running, with the odds of 55 to 1. Rushing off to the bank, the man was astonished to find he had $55,555.55 in his bank account. He withdrew the whole amount, dashed back to the races and bet all of it on Pentagram to win. Pentagram, obviously, came in fifth.
How does the devil measure his drugs?
In pentagrams
How does Satan measure his mass?
In pentagrams.
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