Pentagon Jokes
45 pentagon jokes and hilarious pentagon puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pentagon that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ever heard the one about the Pentagon? Get ready to laugh at the best Pentagon jokes from inside the legendary building. From pentagon shape to pentagrams, find out what President Trump and the NSA are saying.
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Funniest Pentagon Short Jokes
Short pentagon jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pentagon humour may include short capitol jokes also.
- Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?
When it is intercepted by a plane. - A 5-sided figure is a pentagon, and a 6-sided figure is a hexagon. What shall we call a 2-sided figure? Let's just let bigons be bigons.
- On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class. On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
- Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners
- The Pentagon was initially supposed to be The Octagon. Unfortunately the contractors cut corners.
- I was going to write a joke about the pentagon... But I gave up when I couldn't find the right angle.
- A company is building a tower with diffrent floors The first floor will be a hexagon the 2nd pentagon, ah you dont need to hear it from me, each story has diffrent sides anyways
- Hey girl, wanna play 9/11 with us? You blow our two towers and then we destroy your pentagon
- Fraud and mismanagement at Afghanistan's largest bank has resulted in 900 million dollars in losses. A Pentagon official commented, Amateurs!
- The Pentagon has decided to remove all toilets from its facilities... In doing so, they hope to reduce the number of leaks.
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Pentagon One Liners
Which pentagon one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pentagon? I can suggest the ones about white house and pence.
- When does a pentagon not have 5 sides? When it's intersected by a plane
- How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon? Intersect it with a plane.
- When is a pentagon not a pentagon? When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
- I visited the Pentagon yesterday. I felt like I was in the best shape of my life.
- I should get a job at the Pentagon Subway So I can say I build subs for the Pentagon.
- Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square? Because they were cutting corners.
- What happened to the pentagon which lost an angle? It got squared up.
- What do you call a pentagon with one corner broken? A wrecked angle.
- How many sides does a pentagon have? 4, after a plane hits it.
- I have two brain cells. One for each side of a pentagon.
- Pentagon awards new military contract to United Airlines To forcibly remove Assad
- how do you turn a pentagon into a tetragon? you apply the al'qaeda method
- Technically speaking, the pentagon once had four sides
- What do you call the Pentagon with a huge tarp over it? A Tentagon
- My uncle is a five star general. He even has a corner office at the Pentagon It's dull
Pentagon Shape Jokes
Here is a list of funny pentagon shape jokes and even better pentagon shape puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone.
Hilarious Pentagon Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about pentagon you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean army jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pentagon pranks.
President Obama visits the Pentagon...
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."
The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..
They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.
Pentagon Contract
A contractor arrives home from Washington, D.C. and proudly tells his wife that he's gotten the contract to fix a cracked walkway into the Pentagon.
Two other contractors showed up to bid on the job, he explained to her. One was from Minnesota, the other from Tennessee. All three of us went to the Pentagon with an official to examine the cracked walkway.
The Minnesota contractor took out a tape measure, did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he said, 'I can do the job for about $9,000: $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
The Tennessee contractor then did the same, measuring and figuring, and then he said, 'I can do this job for $7,000. $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
I didn't measure anything. I just pulled the Pentagon official aside and whispered, I can do the job for $27,000.
The official was incredulous and said, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an incredibly high figure?'
I whispered, '$10,000 for you, $10, 000 for me, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the walkway.
polygon
the guru was happily teaching math to the students at his home. He said
"5 sides --> pentagon"
"6 sides -->hexagon"
"8 sides -->octagon"
.....then suddenly, the guru got a sudden heart attack, he fell onto the ground making a loud "thud" sound and died on the spot. Hearing the sound, his wife came running from the other room and asked "what happened ?"
Guess what the students said ?
"--> gurugon"
I heard there was a humvee c**... at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart.
There were two colonels crushed.
What did Robbie Rotten say when he hacked into the Pentagon?
*Look at this net, that I just found.*
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
