Pent Jokes
19 pent jokes and hilarious pent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pent Short Jokes
Short pent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pent humour may include short tent jokes also.
- I MEAN, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS PENT-UP RIVER OF ANGER TO KEEP IT FROM SPILLING OUT??!?!?!!!?! DAM IT!!
- What were Sigmund Freuds roommates doing when they mocked him for his pent up s**... frustrations? S~~c~~hadin'freude
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Pent One Liners
Which pent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pent? I can suggest the ones about ting and pond.
- i've just bought an english snake. Sir Pent
- What do you call a snake that has been knighted? Sir Pent...
- Why are pens so depressed? They pent up their feelings
- Why girls have zip in their pents?
Amusing & Witty Pent Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about pent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pent pranks.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it's intersected by a plane
When is a pentagon not a pentagon?
When it's intercepted by a separate plane.
The Pentagon is in the middle of switching up their nuclear codes..
They want them to be longer, in order to make them more secure. It's not because they're worried about spies cracking the codes. It's just that they want them to be over 140 characters so Trump can't tweet them out.
Pentagon Contract
A contractor arrives home from Washington, D.C. and proudly tells his wife that he's gotten the contract to fix a cracked walkway into the Pentagon.
Two other contractors showed up to bid on the job, he explained to her. One was from Minnesota, the other from Tennessee. All three of us went to the Pentagon with an official to examine the cracked walkway.
The Minnesota contractor took out a tape measure, did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil.
'Well,' he said, 'I can do the job for about $9,000: $4,000 for materials, $4,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
The Tennessee contractor then did the same, measuring and figuring, and then he said, 'I can do this job for $7,000. $3,000 for materials, $3,000 for my crew, and $1,000 for me.'
The Pentagon official told him to write up his bid and send it in for consideration.
I didn't measure anything. I just pulled the Pentagon official aside and whispered, I can do the job for $27,000.
The official was incredulous and said, 'You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such an incredibly high figure?'
I whispered, '$10,000 for you, $10, 000 for me, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the walkway.
Went to a Pentecostal church recently
And was sitting there as the pastor approached and told me, You will walk today. I told him, I'm not crippled. He leaned in and insisted, You WILL walk today! I simply nodded. But when I went to the parking lot, I saw someone had stolen my truck.
The Pentagon was initially supposed to be The Octagon.
Unfortunately the contractors cut corners.
Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?
Because they were cutting corners.
What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common?
Neither can wear pants
Pentagon awards new military contract to United Airlines
To forcibly remove Assad
The Pentagon has decided to remove all toilets from its facilities...
In doing so, they hope to reduce the number of leaks.
Why don't Pentacostals have s**... standing up?
It might lead to dancing.
A Pentium processor engineer is counting visitors to a bar
He's counted 12.000000000057249999 patrons so far.
