Pens Jokes

Funniest Pens Short Jokes

Short pens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pens humour may include short ink pen jokes also.

1. Why was the little ink drop crying? His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
2. A man arrived to a Duel with only a pen and a piece of paper He proceeded to draw his weapon
3. I asked my North korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
4. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
5. What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
6. Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.
7. Why was the ink blot upset? Because his father was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
8. For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
9. I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal.
10. For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

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Pens One Liners

Which pens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pens? I can suggest the ones about pen pencil and pencil.

1. The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction.
2. Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words
3. Why was the pig covered in ink? Because it lived in a pen
4. My new pen is amazing. It writes UNDERWATER. Among other words.
5. My new pen is awesome. It writes underwater. It writes other words too.
6. Why does the blonde nurse take a red pen to work? In case she has to draw blood.
7. What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
8. As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen...
9. Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic.
10. What's the difference between a pen and life Pen has a point.
11. I've got a pen that can write underwater... It can write other words too.
12. Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood.
13. So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated.
14. Someone stole my pen today. I was robbed at ballpoint.
15. Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood.

Bic Pens Jokes

Here is a list of funny bic pens jokes and even better bic pens puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I found a street that was made of coloured pens. I guess you could call it a yellow Bic road.
• Shakespeare never actually used a quill to write his work, he used a pen because It could write in i-am-bic pen-tameter
• I'm a writer My pen name is Bic
• My pen fell to the ground It was a bic.
  I should have bought a pilot.
• What do BIC pens say when they introduce themselves? Iambic pentameter.
• Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision
• A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?
  Uniball.
  What's a Muslim's favorite pen?
  Arab Bic.
  What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen?
  Pentel.
• What did the BIC pen say to his French counterpart when he was being shot at. Stylo
• dog joke What do you call a cross between a pen and a dog abuser? A Michael Bic. Da Dum c**...

Ridiculous Pens Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about pens you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean penny jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pens pranks.