Pennywise Jokes

Funniest Pennywise Short Jokes

Short pennywise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pennywise humour may include short clown jokes also.

1. My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise. His career is in the gutter.
2. What's the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown? One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.
3. I stole a Japanese alcoholic beverage from Pennywise. When police asked me why I did it I couldn't give them a reason - I just did it for the sake of it.
4. I called Pennywise earlier and asked him to fix my computer. He's one of the best workers in the IT department.
5. I just don't know about this actor they have playing Pennywise in the new IT movie... He's got some big shoes to fill.
6. Pennywise the clown to Ronald "you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."
   Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you."
7. Pennywise the clown talked to me about the idea of multiplying a prism's length width and height. It spoke volumes to me.
8. Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect? He tries to cast all the data to float.
9. Why does Pennywise live in the sewer? He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.
10. I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop But then I remembered he was Pennywise

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Pennywise One Liners

Which pennywise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pennywise? I can suggest the ones about pennywise the clown and axe.

1. What do you call a Jewish clown? Pennywise
2. I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant... He seems to eat a lot of Derry
3. Why does Pennywise hate playing tag? Because he's always IT.
4. What do you call a clown that is good with money? Pennywise.
5. What horror villain is best at saving money? Pennywise
6. Guess who my financial advisor is going to be for halloween. PENNY-WISE
7. How do clowns measure their money? Pennywise.
8. Why is Pennywise good with computers? Because he works in the IT department.
9. The clown from the new IT movie isn't very dollar smart But I hear he's pennywise.
10. What do you call an economical clown? Pennywise.
11. Why was the clown so good at managing his money? He was Pennywise.
12. What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like? Derry air.
13. What do you Call a Clown that's Good at Business? Pennywise
14. Pennywise? More like Pennydies.
15. What do you call someone who gets their 1p change? Pennywise.

Pennywise The Clown Jokes

Here is a list of funny pennywise the clown jokes and even better pennywise the clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What is the most important class in clown school? Economics. Being Pennywise
• If Pennywise the Clown worked in an office, what position would he hold? He'd be the IT guy.
• The clown from IT was fiscally savvy He was Pennywise
• Why was the clown broke? He was Pennywise and pound foolish.
• Why are clowns good with money? Because they're pennywise
  Don't be harsh I just came up with that
• What do you call a clown that makes good financial decisions? Pennywise.
• I heard Pennywise the clown has a brother... Pound Foolish.
• What is the name of the Jewish clown who feeds on the fears of children? Pennywise

Laughable Pennywise Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about pennywise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jester jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pennywise pranks.