Penne Pasta Jokes
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Funniest Penne Pasta Short Jokes
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- My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne.
- I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne.
^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.) - Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne.
- My wife was feeling down... So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.
- Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman? His commission was penne's on the dollar
- I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down... Then the Penne dropped
- I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.
- In an Italian restaurant, if you saved any amount of pipe shaped pasta, you could take it home. Each penne saved was a penne earned.
- My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!
- Why are there so many different types of pasta? If I had a penne for every time I asked myself that
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Penne Pasta One Liners
Which penne pasta one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with penne pasta? I can suggest the ones about spaghetti and rigatoni.
- My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne
- What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
- What do you call designer pasta? J.C Penne
- What happens when you run out of pasta? You are left Penne-less
- I wasted all of my life savings on pasta... It was worth every Penne.
- What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne
- If you're trying to save money you should buy more pasta... it's worth every penne!
- What is James Bond's favorite pasta…? Mini Penne
- What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you? The penne trait
- What kind of food do you use to protect yourself? Pasta, it's im-penne-trable!
- There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency A penne for their thoughts.
- What do Italians say about pasta? Every penne counts!
- If I had a penne for every time I craved pasta... I'd probably have £325 orzo.
- I don't like working at a pasta factory... They barely have two pennes to rub together.
- Pasta is cheap you can buy pounds of it for just a few penne.
Penne Pasta Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about penne pasta you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean noodles jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make penne pasta pranks.
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Spaghetti s**...
I'm at the bar the other night and this beautiful woman approached me.
She said "I'll screw your brains out if you buy me a bowl of macaroni."
I said, "Really!? What are you, a pasta-tute?"
And then, that very same girl came up to me the next day and I asked her what she charged.
She said she only charged a penne.
Did you guys hear about the Italian Chef that died recently?
>He pasta way.
>>We cannoli do so much.
>>>His legacy will become a pizza history.
>>>>Here today, gone tomato.
>>>>>How sad that he ran out of thyme.
>>>>>>Sending olive my prayers to the family.
>>>>>>>His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
>>>>>>>>You never sausage a tragic thing.
>>>>>>>>>I hope he wasn't Alfredo the end.
>>>>>>>>>>Did he die on the job? His family might be entitled to some compennesation.
>>>>>>>>>>>I doubt he'll see a penne of it.
My girlfriend just tried to buy my ideas with pasta
She said: "a Penne for your thoughts"
What's Elton John's favourite kind of pasta?
PENNE
What do you get when you put Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn's favourite cage for writing implements in a prison made out of pasta in Pennsylvania?
Penn's pen pen in the Penn. penne pen.
My wife went shopping and we got into a fight
My wife went shopping and we got into a fight when she came home.
She spent $1000 on a bag of pasta. I couldn't believe it, and I lost my temper.
But she reassured me that it would be worth every penne.
What was Abraham Lincoln's favorite pasta?
Penne
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Have you ever tried snorting c**... using Penne?
It gets to your blood stream pasta
What do you call the place where bad noodles live?
The Spaghetto
What do you call noodles who can't remember anything?
Forgetti
I'd like to apologize for wasting your time with these terrible jokes, just trying to get pasta really boring morning.
I hope my internet points don't take a hit too, that would cost me a pretty penne.
Crisis averted?
Over the weekend I was sat next to a person eating a bowlful of those really fat pasta tubes in a tomato sauce. As I watched, one got nearer to the edge of the bowl but I couldn't mention it because the person was deep in conversation. I agonised for a few seconds wondering how I could stop a mess landing in the person's lap, but I couldn't think of anything. Yet, it was just then that the penne dropped.
I threw spaghetti, rotini, penne rigate, and farfalle on my scanner.
All I got was copy pasta
A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.
They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!
I'm 3'6 , which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.
Then suddenly the penne dropped.