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60 penne jokes and hilarious penne puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about penne that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Penne Short Jokes

Short penne jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The penne humour may include short rigatoni jokes also.

  1. I can't believe Penn State took the joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.
  2. A man tries to rob a bank Man: "Where is the money!"
    Teller:
    Man: "Where is the money!"

    Teller:
    Penn: "He always does this."
  3. I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.
  4. My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta.. ..but I say it was worth every penne.
  5. I just ate some pasta... ...and it was worth every Penne.
    ^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)
  6. Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun) It was worth every Penne.
  7. So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep.
    (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)
  8. My wife was feeling down... So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.
  9. Did you hear about the travelling pasta salesman? His commission was penne's on the dollar
  10. My mom won't let me eat while using her laptop anymore... Because when she caught me stroganoff I dropped my pennes on the keyboard.

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Penne One Liners

Which penne one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with penne? I can suggest the ones about spaghetti and pasta.

  1. My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta It was worth every penne
  2. What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
  3. What do you call an Italian cook who steals from his restaurant? a penne pincher
  4. What do you call designer pasta? J.C Penne
  5. What happens when you run out of pasta? You are left Penne-less
  6. I wasted all of my life savings on pasta... It was worth every Penne.
  7. How do you end a prayer to the noodle God? Ramen.
  8. My coworker was noodling on an idea So I offered her a penne for her thoughts
  9. What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta? Penne
  10. What did Forrest Gump say to the bowl of pasta? I love you, Penne
  11. What does expensive pasta cost? A pretty penne
  12. What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Pen-nay (Penne)
  13. If you're trying to save money you should buy more pasta... it's worth every penne!
  14. How much do noodles cost? How much do noodles cost? About a penne.
  15. I spent my entire life savings on pasta. It was worth every penne.

Penne Pasta Jokes

Here is a list of funny penne pasta jokes and even better penne pasta puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down... Then the Penne dropped
  • What type of pasta does Forrest Gump like to eat? Penne
  • What is James Bond's favorite pasta…? Mini Penne
  • What is Forrest Gump's favourite pasta? What is Forrest Gump's favourite pasta?
    Penne
  • What did Forrest Gump say when asked what his favorite type of pasta is? I love you Penne
  • What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you? The penne trait
  • What kind of food do you use to protect yourself? Pasta, it's im-penne-trable!
  • I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.
  • In an Italian restaurant, if you saved any amount of pipe shaped pasta, you could take it home. Each penne saved was a penne earned.
  • My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!
Penne joke, My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about penne can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of penne puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Penne Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about penne you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean macaroni jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make penne prank.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.
EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

My wife went shopping and we got into a fight

My wife went shopping and we got into a fight when she came home.
She spent $1000 on a bag of pasta. I couldn't believe it, and I lost my temper.
But she reassured me that it would be worth every penne.

What do you call the place where bad noodles live?

The Spaghetto
What do you call noodles who can't remember anything?
Forgetti
I'd like to apologize for wasting your time with these terrible jokes, just trying to get pasta really boring morning.
I hope my internet points don't take a hit too, that would cost me a pretty penne.

I'm 3'6 , which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.

Then suddenly the penne dropped.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

Where does an Italian keep their loose change?

In their penne jar

What is an Italian's favorite casino game?

Penne slots.

I couldn't find anything to write with in culinary class

So I just stole someone else's penne.

What does Elton John have after getting drunk at an Italian restaurant?

Penne and regrets

Penne joke, In an Italian restaurant, if you saved any amount of pipe shaped pasta, you could take it home.

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