The Best 37 Penne Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Penne jokes. There are some penne fettuccine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these penne spaghetto puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Penne Jokes and Puns

I just ate some pasta...

...and it was worth every Penne.

^(My god, that must be the worst joke I've ever written.)

There's an Italian town where pasta is a currency

A penne for their thoughts.

My flatmates said I wasted my money buying a kilo of pasta..

..but I say it was worth every penne.

My girlfriend and I spent $40 on a pesto pasta

It was worth every penne

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Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun)

It was worth every Penne.

What is Forrest Gump's favorite type of pasta?

Penne

What does expensive pasta cost?

A pretty penne

Penne joke, What does expensive pasta cost?

How much do noodles cost?

How much do noodles cost? About a penne.

What did the linguinist say to the philosopher?

A penne for your thoughts.

If you're trying to save money you should buy more pasta...

it's worth every penne!

My wife was feeling down...

So i pulled a piece of pasta from my pocket, handed it to her, and asked "penne for your thoughts?" Now I'm divorced and without a home for telling a fusili pasta jokes.

You can explore penne rigatoni reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean penne ziti dad jokes. There are also penne puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I couldn't find anything to write with in culinary class

So I just stole someone else's penne.

What type of pasta does Forrest Gump like to eat?

Penne

What did Forrest Gump say to the bowl of pasta?

I love you, Penne

What is an Italian's favorite casino game?

Penne slots.

What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?

The penne trait

Penne joke, What do you call the aspect of pasta that allows it to stab you?

Why are there so many different types of pasta?

If I had a penne for every time I asked myself that

My wife went shopping and we got into a fight

My wife went shopping and we got into a fight when she came home.

She spent $1000 on a bag of pasta. I couldn't believe it, and I lost my temper.

But she reassured me that it would be worth every penne.

Where does an Italian keep their loose change?

In their penne jar

In an Italian restaurant, if you saved any amount of pipe shaped pasta, you could take it home.

Each penne saved was a penne earned.

My coworker was noodling on an idea

So I offered her a penne for her thoughts

What do you call the place where bad noodles live?

The Spaghetto

What do you call noodles who can't remember anything?

Forgetti

I'd like to apologize for wasting your time with these terrible jokes, just trying to get pasta really boring morning.

I hope my internet points don't take a hit too, that would cost me a pretty penne.

I taught my son about gravity by throwing pasta and sauce at the ceiling

He didn't get it at first, but it wasn't long before the penne dropped.

I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down...

Then the Penne dropped

What does Elton John have after getting drunk at an Italian restaurant?

Penne and regrets

What do you call designer pasta?

J.C Penne

Penne joke, What do you call designer pasta?

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

EDIT; Thank you for all the awards, I guess I pasta test!

I'm 3'6 , which makes certain daily tasks extremely difficult. Recently, I spent a good 10 minutes in my local supermarket wondering how to get the pasta down from the top shelf.

Then suddenly the penne dropped.

What did Forrest Gump say when asked what his favorite type of pasta is?

I love you Penne

I spent my entire life savings on pasta.

It was worth every penne.

A Macaroni, a Penne and a Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by himself and discussed inviting him to join them.

They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.

What's a noodle that only costs one cent?

Penne

I wasted all of my life savings on pasta...

It was worth every Penne.

What is James Bond's favorite pasta…?

Mini Penne

What is Forrest Gump's favourite pasta?

What is Forrest Gump's favourite pasta?

Penne

What do you call an Italian cook who steals from his restaurant?

a penne pincher

What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Pen-nay (Penne)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the penne fusilli puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working penne bolognese piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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