Penn State Jokes
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Funniest Penn State Short Jokes
Short penn state jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The penn state humour may include short state university jokes also.
- I can't believe Penn State took the joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.
- I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples' education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.
- Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park
- Penn State has taken down the statue of Joe Paterno. However, they have opted to leave his name on the library, as a reminder to stay quiet.
- Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.
- Why did Penn State move the Joe Paterno statue into the campus library? To keep the children silent.
- With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his... ...coaching at Penn State
- What's the difference between UPenn and Penn State? One's really hard for kids to get into, and one is really hard to get into kids.
- If Michael Jackson were still alive today..... he'd make a great Penn State coach replacement.
- I bet the way a young lady earns a "g**..." shirt is very similar to the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.
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Penn State One Liners
Which penn state one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with penn state? I can suggest the ones about michigan state and college campus.
- What are two places you never want to drop the soap? Penn State or the State Pen.
- Penn State majors in... Minors.
- I went to Penn State as a tight end. I left as a wide receiver.
- What does BYU and Penn State have in common? They both "bring em young"
- How can Penn State fix their problem Rebrand themselves as the Catholic church.
- What do Penn State and the Catholic Church have in common? The both cover up kid r**...!
- j**... Sandusky From Penn State to p**... State
Cheerful Fun Penn State Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about penn state you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean u of m jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make penn state pranks.
Michigan jokes
So a michigan state fan, university of michigan fan, notre dame fan, and a penn state fan are all climbing up a mountain. As they were climbing they began to argue over who had the most school spirit. As they reached the top the penn state fan wants to show that he has the most school spirit so jumps off the mountain yelling "this is for the nitany lions". Not wanting to be outdone the notre dame fan jumps off saying "this is for the fighting irish". Then the michigan state fan, not wanting to be outdone, yells "this is for the spartans" and pushes the michigan fan off the mountain.
How do you get a touchdown at Penn State?
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to j**... Sandusky.