Penitentiary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Penitentiary jokes. Read penitentiary tekashi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these penitentiary prisoners puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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I can't wait to cheer for Trump in 2024. I'm going to be right there with all the others screaming "Four more years!", and waving my sign.

Anyway, how do you spell penitentiary?

After doing 50 years each in the penitentiary, Jim and Joe were finally free.

The first thing they did was head straight to a brothel. The madam noticing that both men were really old and half blind decided she would just pair them each with a blow up doll and hope they wouldn't notice.

After it all went down, the first man tells the other... "I got a bad one Joe, she basically just laid there", to which he replied "better than me, I just poked her and she f**... and flew out the window".

So I was driving by a penitentiary this one time back home, and I saw a group of convicts at the perimeter fence trying to climb over.

The rest were hurrying on this one of them, who appeared to be a midget, and was having some difficulty scaling it.

All of a sudden, the biggest one just picked him up by an arm and a leg and tossed him right up & over!

And as he fell, I thought to myself,"Well, that's a little condescending."

Why did they decide to call a correctional facility a penitentiary?

Because calling it penetrationary would've ruined the surprise.

I don't know what I'd do without coffee...

Probably 25 to life in the state penitentiary.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.

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