Penitence Jokes
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A penitent man decided to give up s**... for Lent...
A penitent man decided to give up s**... for the Lenten season. His wife was not informed of this situation, however. One the second night after Ash Wednesday, she showed some interest in relations. Rebuffing her advances he said, "I'm sorry, honey--I can't. It's Lent."
Angrily, she replied, "To whom and how long?"
What did the remorseful, penitent bulimic say while purging?
"Oh, retching man that I am! Who will save me..."
(With insincere apologies to the Apostle Paul.)
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