Penis Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

5 penises

A man visits his doctor and tells him,

"You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"

To which the doctor replies,

"5 penises! How do your pants fit?"

"Like a glove!"

Penises are the lightest objects in the world.

Even thoughts can raise them.

Stephen Hawking dick joke

I can finally get an erection.
The doctor's disabled my pop-up blocker.

Do penises and testicles have much in common?

Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two.

What did the penis-shaped potato name his yacht?

The S.S. Dictatorship.

What do penises and semi colons have in common?

I often put them in the wrong places.

Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured

I suggest we erect a statue

Penises are like internet connections

Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime.

If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say....


Penises are like belts...

They go from hole to hole until the one that fits.

Olly Murs pringle joke

The voice coach Olly Murs put his penis inside a Pringles can for his girlfriend Amelia Tank to find.

Put the peanut in the peanut hole joke

It's about putting the penis into a vagina.

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