The Best 13 Penis Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Penis jokes. There are some penis phallus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these penis genital puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Penis Jokes and Puns

Do penises and testicles have much in common?

Not really. There's a vas deferens between the two.

5 penises

A man visits his doctor and tells him,

"You've got to help me doc. I've got 5 penises!"

To which the doctor replies,

"5 penises! How do your pants fit?"

"Like a glove!"

What did the penis-shaped potato name his yacht?

The S.S. Dictatorship.

Penis joke, What did the penis-shaped potato name his yacht?

If a penis/vagina was asked to judge your appearance it would probably say....


Penises are like internet connections

Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime.

What do penises and semi colons have in common?

I often put them in the wrong places.

Penises are the lightest objects in the world.

Even thoughts can raise them.

Penis joke, Penises are the lightest objects in the world.

Penises are like belts...

They go from hole to hole until the one that fits.

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Penises are an important part of human culture and anatomy and must be honoured

I suggest we erect a statue

How many penises does it take to screw OJ Simpson?

Let's hope there's a real answer to that and his cell mate could answer !

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Stephen Hawking dick joke

I can finally get an erection.
The doctor's disabled my pop-up blocker.

Put the peanut in the peanut hole joke

It's about putting the penis into a vagina.

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