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Peninsula Jokes

8 peninsula jokes and hilarious peninsula puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peninsula that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Ah, the timeless humor of Peninsula Jokes! Enjoy a laugh as you explore the funniest jokes, anecdotes, and puns about the upper peninsula, its coastal areas and the Pacific shoreline. Get ready for a chuckle-worthy journey!


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Justin Timberlake is bad at geography

He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.

[Pickup line] Are you the Korean peninsula?

Because I'm gonna split you in two

Did you guys hear about the new board game sweeping the Iberian peninsula?

Settlers of Catalan.

Dwayne Johnson wants to move to a peninsula south of Spain.

He wants to be the Rock of Gibraltar.

Here in Michigan's Upper Peninsula we have a program for recovering Canadians.

It's called Eh Eh.

What did Russia say to Ukraine after they annexed their peninsula?

Crimea river.

It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

What did the peninsula say before it was split in half by a flowing mass of water?

Crimea River


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