Penicillin Jokes
22 penicillin jokes and hilarious penicillin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about penicillin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Penicillin Short Jokes
Short penicillin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The penicillin humour may include short antibiotics jokes also.
- Have you heard about the rising political tensions between yogurt and penicillin? One side is probiotic, and the other is antibiotic. They're calling it a culture war.
- I was making fancy French cheese... I tried to make the rind but it didn't work. Turns out I had used penicillin instead of *Penicillium*...
Just one more food ruined by antibrieotics... - An American goes to a shop. And asks for a full automatic rifle, 40.000 bullets and a pack of penicillin.
The shop owner says: I am sorry sir, I can´t sell you the penicillin without a prescription. - I was using penicillin, but it turned out that I was allergic. I just can't take it anymore.
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- Doctor, doctor, I keep wanting to study antibiotics. Don't worry I'm going to put you on a course of penicillin.
- Why did some film critics hate the movie about Alexander Fleming, the inventor of Penicillin? They were anti-biopics.
- I've had it and I can't take it anymore ...ever since I developed that penicillin allergy.
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Penicillin One Liners
Which penicillin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with penicillin? I can suggest the ones about pills and syphilis.
- What do you give a girl that has everything? Penicillin
- What do you give a man who's got everything? Penicillin.
- What do you give a woman who has everything? Penicillin.
- What should you give the guy who has everything? Penicillin.
- Why is penicillin the best drug? ...I don't remember.
- What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin
- I told my doctor I think my wife has a VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.
- What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.
- What is another term for "Jewish penicillin"? Zyklon B...
Laughter Penicillin Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about penicillin you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean medication jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make penicillin pranks.
So an American walks into a store in the Midwest and says, I'd like to buy that .50 cal s**... riffle with 4,000 rounds of ammunition and a box of penicillin...
The store clerk replies: sorry Sir, I'm going to have to see some paperwork for that penicillin.
A psycopath goes into a store
He approaches the person at the counter and asks:
-Hello sir, may I have an assault rifle, 3,000 rounds, a scope, and a box of penicillin?
-Sorry sir, I can't sell you penicillin without a prescription.
