Penguin Tuxedo Jokes
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Two penguins are standing on an iceberg.
One says to the other, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo!
The penguin responds, how do you know I'm not?
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One day a penguin decides to go to a party. He dresses in his usual tuxedo, and then drives over to the mansion. He eats his dinner and then it was time for dessert. Ice cream, the penguin's favorite! The penguin laps up the ice cream getting it all over his beak and face feathers. On his drive home his car breaks down and he calls for a tow. After the mechanic inspects the car he proceeds to tell the penguin "You blew a seal". To which the penguin replies "No, it's ice cream"
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