Pendant Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pendant jokes. There are some pendant jewelry jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pendant hace puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Entertaining Pendant Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

If you put a photo of yourself in a pendant what does that make you?


A jewel

Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted.

She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.

But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.

True enough, said Mrs. Whembleton. If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!

I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace

Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman

Never purchase jewelry based off of a photograph

It makes you look 2D pendant

My mother gave me a pendant for my birthday

It was a special gift with a picture of my late grandmother inside.

I thanked her profusely, but I had to ask, this is such a unique gift. What made you decide on this specific piece of jewelry?

She responded well, your grandmother has always been a strong, in-da-pendant type of woman

What do you call a five-legged ant?

A pendant....

Une blague en Français - For french people only

Une femme avoue à son mari qu'elle a un fantasme depuis plusieurs années de faire l'amour pendant qu'un grand noir leur fait du vent avec une feuille de palmier.

Après y avoir bien réfléchi, le mari décide de demander à son collègue de l'aider.

Le lendemain, ils sont donc tous les 3 (la femme, le mari et le collègue) dans la chambre à coucher. Le mari commence à prendre sa femme pendant que le collègue bouge la feuille de palmier.

Après quelques minutes, sentant que sa femme ne réagit pas tellement, le mari propose à son collègue d'échanger de place avec lui. Et là, la femme crie et pleure de joie pendant que son mari fait bouger la feuille de palmier rapidement.

Au bout de quelques minutes la femme finit par jouir comme une folle.
Le mari engueule alors son collègue : "Tu vois ! C'est comme ça qu'on doit faire du vent avec une feuille de palmier !!"

*N.B. : I have nothing against english it is just easier for me to write this Joke in French.*

What do you call a necklace with a writing utensil shaped charm?

A pen-dant

What do you call a self sustaining hipster necklace that resides in a fenced in area know as Dent.

An independent Indy pendant in de pen "Dent".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pendant mari puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pendant bracelet piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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