Pendant Jokes
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If you put a photo of yourself in a pendant what does that make you?
Independent
A jewel
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.
But, Madam, you are not wearing any of those things.
True enough, said Mrs. Whembleton. If I should predecease my dear husband I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go stark raving mad looking for the jewelry!
I keep a photo of my mother flexing inside the charm of my necklace
Because she is a strong, in the pendant woman
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