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Pencil Case Jokes

9 pencil case jokes and hilarious pencil case puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pencil case that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Pencil Case Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good pencil case joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My mom was watching TV when an Ad for an Alzheimer's medication cam on...

She says to me "Grab a pencil and paper and write down this medication in case i get Alzheimer's so you know what med to give me." I said "Mom don't be silly. You have already written it down five times"

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

Who's in charge of the pencil case?

The ruler

Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates?

He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight...

Unless you're John Wick, in that case bring a pencil.

Someone stole my pencil case off my desk and ran with it

I guess it's no longer stationery

what do a toddler and a case of new pencils have in common?

They are both pointless.

john wick walks into a bar

Two red necks immediately get on his case,he turns to the barkeep and say's, can I borrow your pencil?

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been s**....

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