Pencil And Sharpener Jokes

40 pencil and sharpener jokes and hilarious pencil and sharpener puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pencil and sharpener that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Pencil And Sharpener Short Jokes

Short pencil and sharpener jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pencil and sharpener humour may include short pencil sharpener jokes also.

  1. [ORIGINAL JOKE] A secretary is like... a pencil sharpener, you can't really say it's yours until you screw it on your desk.
  2. Did you hear about the man who got depressed after he lost his favourite pencil sharpener? Everything seemed pointless!
  3. My friends are getting tire of me always talking about sharpening my pencil... ...but really, I'm just trying to make a point.
  4. The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist. They have signs next to them that say No Colored Pencils .
  5. Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates? He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
  6. what did the pencil sharpener say to the broken pencil.. that he should stop acting so littlepointed..
  7. I asked my friend for a sharpened pencil, but he didn't have one. I always knew he was a little dull...
  8. Did you hear about the argument between a pencil and a sharpener? The sharpener made a better point.
  9. What did the pessemistic blind person say while sharpening their pencil I don't see the point
  10. Why did the policeman put his p**... in the pencil sharpener ? Because he didn't think he was enough of a sharp shooter

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Pencil And Sharpener One Liners

Which pencil and sharpener one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pencil and sharpener? I can suggest the ones about pencil and pencil and paper.

  1. Why don't blind people sharpen pencils? They don't see the point.
  2. If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?
  3. Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money? In a shavings account.
  4. What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point.
  5. I was going to sharpen my pencil to take my test on nihilism.. But there was no point
  6. Why did the pencil throw himself into the sharpener? To make a point.
  7. Thank you, pencil sharpeners! For always making a good point.
  8. What did Gepetto use for Pinocchio's circumcision? A pencil sharpener
  9. Pencils that aren't sharpened are ... Pointless.
  10. Why did the nihilist have to constantly sharpen his pencil? Because it had no point!
  11. What Do You Call a Pencil Sharpener That Can't Sharpen Pencils? Broken.
  12. Sharpening my pencil as waist height. My friend goes "Is it stuck?"
  13. Why did the pencil sharpener cross the road? To make a point.
  14. What's the best feature of Apple Pencil? You don't need to sharpen it.
  15. Your mamas so s**... she tried to sharpen her mechanical pencil

Hilarious Pencil And Sharpener Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about pencil and sharpener you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sharpener jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pencil and sharpener pranks.

The man who invented cats' eyes...

The man who invented cats' eyes to make the roads safer at night got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights.
If the cat had been going the other way, he would've invented the pencil sharpener.