Penalty Jokes

• Short Penalty Jokes
• Penalty One Liners
• Death Penalty Jokes
• Penalty Shootout Jokes
• Penalty Box Jokes
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Funniest Penalty Short Jokes

Short penalty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The penalty humour may include short punishment jokes also.

1. The nfl has hired their first female referee. She will throw the flag for penalties the team committed 5 years ago.
2. What happened after the U.S. imposed the death penalty for banking-related crypto fraud? Bank-Man fried!
3. What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
4. What penalty did the guy who said "oink oink" to a cop get? He got 6 months for impersonating a policeofficer
5. An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist.
6. I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting. Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks.
7. I told my lawyer I wanted to seek the death penalty against my wife. He said that's not how a divorce works.
8. A man in ancient Egypt commits a crime. The Pharaoh says "The penalty for your crime is death." "How would like to die?" "Death by old age"
9. I don't know why people get so upset about the death penalty It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, after all.
10. Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
    He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.

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Penalty One Liners

Which penalty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with penalty? I can suggest the ones about violation and offence.

1. What's the penalty for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
2. Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution.
3. What is the penalty for polygamy? Two wives.
4. What is a feminist's favorite penalty in hockey? Too many men.
5. What's the penalty for polygamy? Multiple mothers-in-law.
6. What crimes do trees have to commit to get the death penalty? Treeson
7. Why did the dog get a penalty? For ruffing.
8. Why did Lionel Messi cross the road? to retrieve his penalty kick
9. "I guess you can say that penalty kick was....Messi." Free kick*
10. Messi won a beauty pageant before He was crowned Miss Penalty
11. What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty.
12. What is the penalty for polygamy? Two mother-in-laws.
13. Why do Bankers make for great lovers Because they know the penalty for early withdrawals
14. What happens when a pen gets in trouble? It gets a Pen-alty
15. That €8.5 million penalty Lionel has to pay... Sure cleaned up that messy business.

Death Penalty Jokes

Here is a list of funny death penalty jokes and even better death penalty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL : There are several states in the United States Of America that enforce death penalty for homosexuals and heterosexuals, and bisexuals.
• What car does a man who should have been punished with the death penalty drive? a Musthang.
• What keeps you from strangling your significant other during arguments? Love? Their good personality? Empathy? Morals? For me, it's the death penalty.
• If I want to go to a place that has lots of oil wells and uses the death penalty excessively... I'll go to Texas. At least there I can eat bacon.
• Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan
• Why don't Muslims use contractions of words? Because in Islam, the penalty for apostrophe is death.
• I don't believe in the death penalty the last person I want to see in h**... is the a**... who just killed me.
• New studies in India shows that 9 out of 10 would like death penalty removed from gang r**... charges
• Family members of Jeffrey d**...'s victims once fought against the death penalty. When they were reminded you are what you eat.
• Boss fires 1500 workers. . . faces the death penalty for arson and m**....

Penalty Shootout Jokes

Here is a list of funny penalty shootout jokes and even better penalty shootout puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you lose a Football championship penalty shootout? You Messi-up

Penalty Box Jokes

Here is a list of funny penalty box jokes and even better penalty box puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why are Prague hockey players sent to the penalty box in twos? Because they keep double Czeching.

Amusing Penalty Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about penalty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean punish jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make penalty pranks.