Pen Jokes

Funniest Pen Short Jokes

Short pen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pen humour may include short marker jokes also.

1. Why was the little ink drop crying? His mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
2. A man arrived to a Duel with only a pen and a piece of paper He proceeded to draw his weapon
3. I asked my North korean pen pal how it was like living in North Korea "I can't complain" he wrote back.
4. My chemistry teacher told me I had to write a 1,000 word essay on acid. Unfortunately, my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
5. What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
6. Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill.
7. Why was the ink blot upset? Because his father was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
8. For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
9. I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He told me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up pal.
10. For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid. I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

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Pen One Liners

Which pen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pen? I can suggest the ones about pencil and thermometer.

1. The finebros confiscated my Epi-Pen I was having an allergic reaction.
2. Highlighter pens are the future... Mark my words
3. Why was the pig covered in ink? Because it lived in a pen
4. My new pen is amazing. It writes UNDERWATER. Among other words.
5. My new pen is awesome. It writes underwater. It writes other words too.
6. Why does the blonde nurse take a red pen to work? In case she has to draw blood.
7. What is Forrest Gump's favorite kind of pasta? Pen-nay (penne)
8. As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen...
9. Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic.
10. What's the difference between a pen and life Pen has a point.
11. I've got a pen that can write underwater... It can write other words too.
12. Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood.
13. So my pen died today... Unfortunately, it was decapitated.
14. Someone stole my pen today. I was robbed at ballpoint.
15. Why does the nurse always carry a red pen while at work? To draw blood.

Ink Pen Jokes

Here is a list of funny ink pen jokes and even better ink pen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was the little drop of ink so sad? Because his father was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence was!
• A pen maker's joke I asked the ink drop why it looked so sad.
  He said his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long her sentence would be.
• Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen.
• Why was the ink drop crying? Because his dad was in the pen
• Did you hear they outlawed ink??? Now it's doing a long sentence in the pen.
• Boy to farmer "Mr. Famer, why do you call your Pig INK?"
  Mr Farmer says "because I keep him in a pen."
• What do you call a pen that has run out of ink? a has-pen
• Why was the baby ink drop crying? His mom was in the pen, and didn't know how long her sentence was.
• Q: Why did the ink pots cry?
  A: Their mother was in the pen doing a long sentence.
• No one really expected my world language teacher to be so good at writing with a felt pen... No one expects the Spanish Ink -precision

Pen Pencil Jokes

Here is a list of funny pen pencil jokes and even better pen pencil puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania
• Why did Shakespeare always use a pen when writing? Because the pencil was confusing - 2B or not 2B
• Where did the pen go for holiday? He went to pencil-vania
• What happened when the pig pen broke? The pigs had to use a pencil.
• I believe pencils are superior to pens, especially for filling out crossword puzzles. Does that make me erasist?
• NASA spent 1.5mil on a pen that works in space. Russia putin a pencil.
• A pen and a pencil race. Who won? The Pencil. He lead from start to finish.
• What do these things have in common; chapstick, pencils, pens, hair ties, nail clippers, and socks? They all almost never lose a game of hide and seek.
• I have a pen. I have a apple. Uh! Apple-pen But Apple calls it Pencil.
• How come pens and pencils don't walk around?? Because they are stationary

Bic Pen Jokes

Here is a list of funny bic pen jokes and even better bic pen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I found a street that was made of coloured pens. I guess you could call it a yellow Bic road.
• Shakespeare never actually used a quill to write his work, he used a pen because It could write in i-am-bic pen-tameter
• I'm a writer My pen name is Bic
• My pen fell to the ground It was a bic.
  I should have bought a pilot.
• What do BIC pens say when they introduce themselves? Iambic pentameter.
• Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision
• A few pen jokes What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?
  Uniball.
  What's a Muslim's favorite pen?
  Arab Bic.
  What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen?
  Pentel.
• What did the BIC pen say to his French counterpart when he was being shot at. Stylo
• dog joke What do you call a cross between a pen and a dog abuser? A Michael Bic. Da Dum c**...

Epi Pen Jokes

Here is a list of funny epi pen jokes and even better epi pen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I watched my friend die today... Before she died she gave me her epi-pen, I think it's something she wanted me to remember her by
• My friend gave me her Epi–Pen as she was dying. I held her hand and took it.
  I don't know why but it seemed very important to her that I have it.
• My friend gave me his Epi-Pen as he was dying… …it must've been really important to him for me to have it
• The last thing my wife gave me before she died... ... was her epi pen. I don't know why, but it seemed like she thought it was very important that I have it.
• I watched my friend die today Before she died she gave me her epi-pen. I think it's an honour she wanted me to have it
• Sarah Jessica Parker was asked if she supported the company that manufactures the Epi-pen. She replied: "Nay"
• My friend gave me his Epi Pen as his final wish But I can't seem to get the thing to sign anything to save my life either
• My friend gave me his epi-pen as he was dying But I can't get it to sign my name to save my life either

Fountain Pen Jokes

Here is a list of funny fountain pen jokes and even better fountain pen puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A report found 9 out of 10 bishops write with a fountain pen. Only God knows what the other one does with it.

Charming Humor Pen Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about pen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ink pen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pen pranks.