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Pelvis Jokes

9 pelvis jokes and hilarious pelvis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pelvis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Comical & Quirky Pelvis Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What is a good pelvis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I'm so hip...

I'm practically a pelvis!

What did the femur say to the pelvis?

Well, this is a hip joint!.

He's got blue suede shoes and his hips don't lie. Who is he?

Pelvis Presley.

What breaks every time you give it to a toddler?

Their pelvis.

Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?

"Pelvis".

What cracks at 2 am in the morning?

The pelvis of a 3 year old.

What do you call a singing bone?

Pelvis.

My wife is like a Mermaid

Below her pelvis, she smells like fish.

Pelvis joke, My wife is like a Mermaid

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