Pelvis Jokes
9 pelvis jokes and hilarious pelvis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pelvis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical & Quirky Pelvis Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What is a good pelvis joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
I'm so hip...
I'm practically a pelvis!
What did the femur say to the pelvis?
Well, this is a hip joint!.
He's got blue suede shoes and his hips don't lie. Who is he?
Pelvis Presley.
What breaks every time you give it to a toddler?
Their pelvis.
What breaks when you give it to a baby?
It's pelvis.
(I'm so sorry)
Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?
Because he had a brother named Enos.
What did the skeleton choose for his stage name?
"Pelvis".
What do you call a woman with no pelvis?
You can call her anything you like but she ain't gonna come.
What cracks at 2 am in the morning?
The pelvis of a 3 year old.
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