Pelvic Jokes
8 pelvic jokes and hilarious pelvic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pelvic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the funniest jokes related to your pelvic floor including pelvic examinations, physicals, and cosmetic procedures. Learn why your pelvic area is so important and find out why laughing can be the best medicine.
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What is a good pelvic joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An very obese woman goes to the ER complaining about stomach pains
The nurse checks her in and takes her vitals. She asks if she's s**... actively, the patient says No
A while later the doctor comes in to do a pelvic exam and notices a baby's head crowning. He calls for labor and delivery and exasperated, asks the woman I thought you said you weren't s**... active?!
She replies I'm not, I just lay there.
A tongue has no bones but it is strong enough to break a heart and..
is also strong enough to lift the pelvic bone.
If seducing someone is referred to as pelvic sorcery
Does that mean for a few days a month it's classed blood magic?
What does a Pelvic shave and a Pokestop have in common?
They both give you Pokeballs.
My friend is a gynaecologist.
Hope it is'nt a repost.
My friend is a gynaecologist.
So he had a patient who came for a pelvic examination.
Since he was a male doctor he didn't want it to be awkward so he tried
talking to the patient,
he looked around and saw her sandals and on it, it
was written "made in Mexico".
So he asked her if she had recently been to mexico.
The patient blushed and asked him if he could tell all that, just from a
pelvic examination.
I never practice pelvic thrusts before getting into bed with someone.
That's cause I don't sweat the small stuff.
Why does anyone buy pelvic surgery?
It's a waist.
Funniest Doctor Joke I've read in years (supposedly true):
As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB-GYN,
I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams...
To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam
suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.
I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .
' I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'
She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .
' No, doctor, but the song you were whistling was . . .
' I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener .' '
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