Peloton Jokes

My wife was worried that she was going to get fat, just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the cycle.

Peloton has announced a recall of all their treadmills...

... leaving their users scrambling to find something else to talk about all day.

My wife was worried that she was going to get fat one day - just because her sisters are fat, her mom is fat and her grandmother was fat. So I bought her a Peloton.

She broke the cycle.

I had my carpenter build a $9,000 finished wood riser for my Peloton bike in my glass-enclosed zen garden/home gym.

You might ask why the windows in front of these Pelotons are so small.

Unfortunately, space on the yacht is limited and the gym is near the waterline. We manage.

In the mornings, after my housekeeper meticulously makes my bed, I like to ride my Peloton bike in the window of my high rise and literally look down my nose at people.

Last year we painstakingly remodeled a midcentury modern house in the hills, including furniture from the period.

Then I put my Peloton bike right in the middle of the living room.

Sometimes I let the nanny ride my Peloton.

But the solarium is my space, so she only can ride in the garage and only when she’s disciplining my children.

My Peloton is in the living room

because it’s my favorite work of art aside from the turquoise marble peacock I keep in the fireplace.

My bright and airy sunroom is a great place for the Peloton bike.

I leave the arcadia door ajar so I feel like I’m actually riding a bicycle...outside!