Pelican Jokes

Funniest Pelican Short Jokes

Short pelican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pelican humour may include short peacock jokes also.

1. The creator of Mad Libs died this week. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
2. I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous.
3. I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... ...it wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.
4. Dad joke: Pelican catches a fish and shows it to his buddy… Pelican's buddy: wow, nice size catch.
   Pelican: yeah, it definitely fits the bill.
5. I went to the Pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds The Assistant said "have you got a Store card?"
   I said no but I think I've just excited a Pelican
6. My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals. We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.
7. What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican? You can't sea a pelican.
   Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.
8. [Pelican family pay for meal with $100 notes] WAITER: Don't any of you guys have smaller bills?
   PA PELICAN: \[Dignified\] We're as God made us, Sir
9. What do you call a pessimistic pelican? A pelican't.

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Pelican One Liners

Which pelican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pelican? I can suggest the ones about parrot and eagle.

1. I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive.
2. What's a pelican's favorite sport? *fly* fishing!
3. Just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe... the food was good but the bill was enormous!
4. Opened a restaurant called "The Pelican" Nobody appreciates the big bill though!
5. What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs
   I'll go find a bridge
6. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
7. What do you call a pelican with its beak taped shut? A pelicant. :-)
8. Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can
9. Why don't pelicans ever shop for anything? Because they always end up with a big bill.
10. A heck of a bird is a Pelican It's beak can hold more than its Bellycan
11. A pelican can store 3 gallons of water in his beak. Yet I don't see how the helican.
12. You can't trust pelicans with secrets. Because they have a big mouth.
13. How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes.
14. Why don't people order pelican at restaurants? Because nobody wants a big bill.
15. Sometimes I feel like a pelican Whichever way I look, I can see a huge bill..

Witty Pelican Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about pelican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean owls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pelican pranks.