Pelican Jokes

35 pelican jokes and hilarious pelican puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pelican that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking to make your friends laugh? Check out our collection of Pelican Jokes! Our selection includes humorous and lighthearted jokes about pelicans crossing the road, bill size and heron and egret species. Have fun and bring out your inner comedian!

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Funniest Pelican Short Jokes

Short pelican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pelican humour may include short peacock jokes also.

  1. The creator of Mad Libs died this week. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped.
  2. I went to this restaurant on the beach in Florida and ordered something called the Pelican Burger. It was good, but the bill was enormous.
  3. I went to an Indian restaurant and ordered a Pelican curry... wasn't a bad meal, but the bill was enormous.
  4. I went out the other night and tried a pelican burger for the first time.... It was amazing but the bill was enormous!!
  5. Dad joke: Pelican catches a fish and shows it to his buddy… Pelican's buddy: wow, nice size catch.
    Pelican: yeah, it definitely fits the bill.
  6. I went to the Pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds The Assistant said "have you got a Store card?"
    I said no but I think I've just excited a Pelican
  7. My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals. We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.
  8. A Pelican walks into a bar The bartender says to the Pelican, I'm sorry, but we don't accept big bills.
  9. What's the difference between a seagull and a pelican? You can't sea a pelican.
    Note: I'm actually on laughing gas rn btw.
  10. I went out for a pelican curry last night.... It was really nice, but the bill was enormous!

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Pelican One Liners

Which pelican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pelican? I can suggest the ones about parrot and eagle.

  1. I ate pelican today Never again. The bill was massive.
  2. What's a pelican's favorite sport? *fly* fishing!
  3. Just had lunch at the Pelican Cafe... the food was good but the bill was enormous!
  4. Opened a restaurant called "The Pelican" Nobody appreciates the big bill though!
  5. What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs
    I'll go find a bridge
  6. So I went to this restaurant called Pelican's... food was great; huge bill though.
  7. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
  8. What do you call a pelican with its beak taped shut? A pelicant. :-)
  9. Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can
  10. Why don't pelicans ever shop for anything? Because they always end up with a big bill.
  11. A heck of a bird is a Pelican It's beak can hold more than its Bellycan
  12. What do you call a Pelican with a broken wing? A pelicant.
  13. A pelican can store 3 gallons of water in his beak. Yet I don't see how the helican.
  14. You can't trust pelicans with secrets. Because they have a big mouth.
  15. What do you call a pelican that can't fly? A pelican't

Pelican joke, What do you call a pelican that can't fly?

Witty Pelican Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about pelican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean owls jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pelican pranks.

A boy asked his father one morning...

Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.
Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!
Father: ... Your point?

A bunch of different birds are chilling in a large group when

Another type of bird comes out of nowhere. "sorry lads I've just arrived from europe!" says the bird,
"Ukraine?" askes another. "Nah mate I'm a pelican"

A pelican walks into a bar

The pelican sits down at the bar and the bartender says "what'll it be?"
The pelican says, "I'll have your recommended IPA."
The bartender pours him his drink, the pelican socializes with others in the bar, and as thirty minutes passes, he finished his drink and the bartender says to him, "that'll be $5..25 Are you paying cash or credit?"
The pelican hands him a 50 and says to him "Sorry for the big bill."

Pelican joke, Why don't pelicans ever shop for anything?