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What kind of dog leaves a permanent mark?
A Shar Pei
A Chinese businessman is entertaining his guest from England
Each time the Chinese lifts the glass, the says to his English associate: Kan Pei! 干杯 (Cheers)
The Englishman is stunned, but he continues eating.
It keeps recurring, each time the Chinese wants to drink, he exclaims: Kan Pei!
Finally, the English puts down his cutlery and says aloud to his Chinese associate: It's alright if you CAN'T PAY! I will! Now, shut up and eat!!
What type of dog leaves a mark?
shar pei
What did one dog say to the other when he wanted a marker?
"Pass the Shar Pei, please."
What type of food does a CEO order at a Tai Pei restaurant?
Type A
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