Peeping Jokes

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• Peeping One Liners
• Peeping Tom Jokes
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Funniest Peeping Short Jokes

Short peeping jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peeping humour may include short gazing jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches.
2. Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"
   Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
3. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
4. My grandfather was a peeping tom. He used to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the flat below. He died recently, but I like thinking about him up there somewhere, looking down on us.
5. Peeping Tom decided to spend more time at home . . . He was trying to maintain a proper lurk/wife balance.
6. I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.
7. I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
8. I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush
9. Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
10. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches, while a Peeping Tom watches snatches

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Peeping One Liners

Which peeping one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peeping? I can suggest the ones about spying and peek a boo.

1. A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU
2. What do you call a Spanish peeping tom? Señor Boobies.
3. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches...
4. What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert.
5. A woman called me a bit of a looker Well, "peeping Tom" was the phrase she actually used.
6. What's Little Bo Peep's favorite song? Never Gonna Give "Ewe" Up
7. What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook
8. There's an annual event for Peeping Toms this month It's just around the corner
9. Why could they not hear the drug addict's cry for help? It was just a lil peep
10. What do you get when you cross Deftones with a peeping tom? "I watched you change"
11. Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
12. Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference? Topeka, KS
13. What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.
14. Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!
15. I peeped into a glory hole. And I got cockeyed.

Peeping Tom Jokes

Here is a list of funny peeping tom jokes and even better peeping tom puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Had to chase away a perverted peeping tom from my neighbour's window today Nobody steps on my patch
• Did anybody hear about the the peeping Tom who was caught? He was beaten up so badly they sent him to the ICU.
• What's the difference between peeping toms and a burglar?... A burglar snatches watches. - Redd Foxx
• What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.
• What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tukaluk
• Where do buy a gift for a peeping tom? The windows store!
• How do you call a trembling peeping tom in the theater? A shake spier
• What's the difference Between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches...
  That's old Redd Foxx material but I heard it again the other day and thought I'd share.
• What's the difference between a peeping tom and a pickpocket? One's blind in the hole...the other's a hole in the blind.
• What's the difference between a peeping Tom and a smuggler specializing in timepieces? One sneaks watches, the other sneaks watches.

Laughable Peeping Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about peeping you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean poking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peeping pranks.