Peephole Jokes
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Comical Peephole Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
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Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side...
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
A woman staying in a hotel was taking a shower after a long days work when she heard a knock on her door.
She went to the door, looked through the door-hole and saw it was her friend Steve. She wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
"I finally got my racing licence!" exclaimed Steve.
"Good for you." the woman said, and closed the door, left the towel by the door and got back in the shower. A second knock came, and she saw it was John, another friend of hers. Again she wrapped the towel around her and opened the door.
"I won the lottery!" John said, and the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. for the third time, a knock on the door came. she looked through the peephole and saw it was Tom, her blind friend. she didn't bother putting on a towel.
"What is it Tom?! This is the third time I have been interrupted while showering!"
Tom gleefully replied:
"I can see!"
A peephole was found drilled into the wall of a women's locker room in a gym in Manhattan.
...........The police are looking into it.
What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?
Let my peephole grow!
At first I didn't know an angry mob was outside my home because I only heard a polite knock on my door.
But when I discovered the truth of my predicament, I stayed as quiet as a mouse—quieter, even—and fortunately, after a short time, they all got bored and left.
Power to the peephole.
A peephole has been found at a local girl's bathroom...
Don't worry, police are looking into it.
How does Marilyn Manson see who's at the door?
With his beautiful peephole
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