Peepee Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Peepee jokes. There are some peepee mom jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these peepee poo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Peepee Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Little Johnny's peanut

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut."

The mom replies, "Oh, it was small?"

Little Sally says, "No, it was salty."


A little girl comes home from school and her mother asks how her day was. The little girl told her mom That she had found out something new. Her mother asked what it was and the girl replied
"Johnny showed me his pee-pee today and it reminded me of a peanut."
Of course her mother was disturbed and she decided to go along with the little girl's act to see if it wasn't true.
"What about it reminded you of a peanut? Was it small like a peanut?"
"No, it tasted salty."

Eat Your Broccoli

Little Johnny is having dinner with his family. He's eating everything except broccoli. His dad notices it and says, "Johnny, if you eat your broccoli, your pee-pee will grow big." Suddenly, Mom turns around and gives Dad a big slap.

Dad: What was that for?

Mom: For not eating your broccoli.

A boy and a girl are playing naked in the sand, when the boy starts laughing at the girl that she does not have a peepee. The girl just grins and says...

When I grow up, I will have as many peepees as I like.

A little boy walks in on his dad jerking off...

Startled, the boy asked, "Daddy?! What are you doing with your pee-pee?!"
The dad answered, "Don't worry son, its normal, and you'll be doing it soon."
"Why is that dad?"
"Well son... my arms getting tired."


And poopoo also.

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench

Just then, a flasher ran up to them and exposed his peepee. The First Lady has a stroke, the second lady had a stroke but sadly, the third lady couldn't reach

Peepee joke, Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench

Little Mary told her dad that Johnny's peepee reminded her of a peanut.

Dad: Why? Is it tiny ?

Little Mary: No ! Salty !

What do you say to a dog to get him to go pee-pee?

"Urine for a treat!"

Part of my peepee fell off.

Wanna peep?

My only joke.

What did one little boy say to another who wanted to join the pee-pee club?


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I like my women like I like my coffee.

With a little pee-pee.

A 12 year old boy experienced his first wet dream

Scared by the experience he went to his dad
Boy: umhh dad, i had a strange thing come out of my peepee last night
Dad: don't worry son it was nutting

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the peepee son puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working peepee dad piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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