Peepee Jokes
21 peepee jokes and hilarious peepee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peepee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Peepee Short Jokes
Short peepee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peepee humour may include short mommy jokes also.
- A bully stole the new kids lunch... *Me Chinese, me play joke, me go pee-pee in your Coke.*
- Little Mary told her dad that Johnny's p**... reminded her of a peanut. Dad: Why? Is it tiny ?
Little Mary: No ! Salty ! - My only joke. What did one little boy say to another who wanted to join the pee-pee club?
"u**...".
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Peepee One Liners
Which peepee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peepee? I can suggest the ones about peed and poo.
- I like my women like I like my coffee. With a little pee-pee.
- p**... And poopoo also.
- What do you say to a dog to get him to go pee-pee? "u**... for a treat!"
- Part of my p**... fell off. Wanna peep?
- p**... is funny Hahhahahaha
- p**... PooPoo Poopoo p**...
- What do you call a toilet at a golf course? A p**... teepee with TP at the tee.
Comical & Quirky Peepee Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about peepee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sweetie jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peepee pranks.
Little Johnny's peanut
Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won't believe it! Little Johnny pulled out his pee-pee in class today! It was like a peanut."
The mom replies, "Oh, it was small?"
Little Sally says, "No, it was salty."
Mommy...
A little girl comes home from school and her mother asks how her day was. The little girl told her mom That she had found out something new. Her mother asked what it was and the girl replied
"Johnny showed me his pee-pee today and it reminded me of a peanut."
Of course her mother was disturbed and she decided to go along with the little girl's act to see if it wasn't true.
"What about it reminded you of a peanut? Was it small like a peanut?"
"No, it tasted salty."
Eat Your Broccoli
Little Johnny is having dinner with his family. He's eating everything except broccoli. His dad notices it and says, "Johnny, if you eat your broccoli, your pee-pee will grow big." Suddenly, Mom turns around and gives Dad a big slap.
Dad: What was that for?
Mom: For not eating your broccoli.
A boy and a girl are playing n**... in the sand, when the boy starts laughing at the girl that she does not have a p**.... The girl just grins and says...
When I grow up, I will have as many peepees as I like.
A little boy walks in on his dad jerking off...
Startled, the boy asked, "Daddy?! What are you doing with your pee-pee?!"
The dad answered, "Don't worry son, its normal, and you'll be doing it soon."
"Why is that dad?"
"Well son... my arms getting tired."
Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench
Just then, a f**... ran up to them and exposed his p**.... The First Lady has a s**..., the second lady had a s**... but sadly, the third lady couldn't reach
A 12 year old boy experienced his first w**...
Scared by the experience he went to his dad
Boy: umhh dad, i had a strange thing come out of my p**... last night
Dad: don't worry son it was nutting
