Peep Jokes

• Short Peep Jokes
• Peep One Liners
• Little Bo Peep Jokes
• Peep Show Jokes
• Marshmallow Peep Jokes
• More Peep Jokes

Funniest Peep Short Jokes

Short peep jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peep humour may include short peek jokes also.

1. What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches.
2. Woman calls 911 about a peeping tom in her yard 911: "How do you know he's a peeping tom?"
   Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
3. How do you make your wife scream after s**...? Wipe your d**... on the curtain.
4. My grandfather was a peeping tom. He used to drill holes in the floor and spy on the people in the flat below. He died recently, but I like thinking about him up there somewhere, looking down on us.
5. Peeping Tom decided to spend more time at home . . . He was trying to maintain a proper lurk/wife balance.
6. I'm surprised we haven't heard a peep out of the NRA over the whole Disney/Guardians of the Galaxy thing Usually they are hellbent on defending anything involving a Gunn.
7. I was going to make a scene when they told me I couldn't join the Easter Egg hunt... ...instead I just left without a Peep.
8. I finally got the confidence to be a peeping tom For the longest time, I was just beating around the bush
9. Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
10. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches, while a Peeping Tom watches snatches

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Peep One Liners

Which peep one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peep? I can suggest the ones about peek a boo and peacock.

1. A peeping tom fell out if a tree, where did he end up? In the ICU
2. What do you call a Spanish peeping tom? Señor Boobies.
3. What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches...
4. What do you call a peeping Tom cat? A Purrr-vert.
5. A woman called me a bit of a looker Well, "peeping Tom" was the phrase she actually used.
6. What's Little Bo Peep's favorite song? Never Gonna Give "Ewe" Up
7. What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook
8. There's an annual event for Peeping Toms this month It's just around the corner
9. Why could they not hear the drug addict's cry for help? It was just a lil peep
10. What do you get when you cross Deftones with a peeping tom? "I watched you change"
11. Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
12. Where do Peeping Toms with foot fetishes hold their annual conference? Topeka, KS
13. What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.
14. Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!
15. I peeped into a glory hole. And I got cockeyed.

Little Bo Peep Jokes

Here is a list of funny little bo peep jokes and even better little bo peep puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a broken Bo Peep figurine in a trailer park? Little Po' Peep.
• Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and didn't know where to find them... ...but an Air Search revealed they were in the next field, with a big dirty kiwi behind them
• Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock and little Bo Peep was suckin' his...
• w**... walks in on Little Bo Peep and Buzz Light year in the bedroom... w**..., baffled, says "What is going on here??"
  Bo Peep Replies: "You've got a friend in me?"

Peep Show Jokes

Here is a list of funny peep show jokes and even better peep show puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How do you know when the movie in a peep show stall is finished? Its all over.
• Last time I went to a peep show, I personally knew the girl getting her kit off It was fappenstance.

Marshmallow Peep Jokes

Here is a list of funny marshmallow peep jokes and even better marshmallow peep puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How are marshmallow chicks like judges? They're just peeps.

The Funniest Peep Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

What funny jokes about peep you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pee wee jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peep pranks.