Peeling Jokes
56 peeling jokes and hilarious peeling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peeling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the appeal of this unique type of comedic art form: peeling jokes! From the hilarity of sunburn peeling to the artistry involved in potato peeling, learn about the history and evolution of this hilarious genre of joke. Find out about the importance of peeling for skin health, and get ready to laugh!
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Funniest Peeling Short Jokes
Short peeling jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peeling humour may include short peels jokes also.
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels potatoes and carrots, so I asked my kids if they'd seen it... Apparently, she left me two days ago...
- What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it
- I couldn't find the thingy that peels the potatoes and the carrots, so I asked the kids... Apparently she left me two days ago.
- My wife just told me that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. I believe her, banana are much easier to peel.
- My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because he wasn't peeling very well. - I spent an hour looking for that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots. Then I realised she's at work.
- Did you hear about the guy who slipped on a banana and sued? He won the trial, but he got overturned on a peel.
- A blonde is walking down the street and sees a banana peel 10 ft in front of her She says to herself "Oh no not again."
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because she wasn't peeling very well...
All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here - How much time goes by between when you slip on a banana peel and when you hit the ground? A bananosecond.
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Peeling One Liners
Which peeling one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peeling? I can suggest the ones about peeled banana and orange peel.
- why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel
- What do you call 2 banana peels? A pair of slippers
- Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.
- Dad, where's the thing for peeling potatoes? She went shopping.
- Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest? They don't peel so good.
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
- Why don't old men like old women? Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
- Q: What did the banana say to the doctor?
A: "I'm not peeling well." - Why did the banana go to the doctor's office? He wasn't peeling well.
- The ailing banana went to the doctor He wasn't peeling well.
- Humans are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.
- Where did the two bananas settle their legal dispute? The court of A-peels
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he was not peeling well.
- Why did the banana put on sunscreen? Because it peels!
- Why do bananas have bruises? Because their peelings got hurt
Peeling Skin Jokes
Here is a list of funny peeling skin jokes and even better peeling skin puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- A Two-Fer: How is an onion different from a baby? Answer 1: Onions don't scream when you peel off their skin.
Answer 2: I tear up a little bit when I'm chopping up onions. - What's the difference between friends and potatoes? Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
- Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing
- Why should you never trust a man with peeling skin? Because he's flaky.
- Hey baby, are you a potato? Because I'd like to peel off your skin, slice you up, dip you in boiling oil, and then eat you with ketchup.
- What do bananas have in common with old people? They both bruise easily. And when you peel the skin, you realize sometimes the bruising goes beyond the surface.
- What to bananas and women have in common? They both bruise easily. And when you peel them you notice the bruising continues under the skin.
- What's the difference between a baby and an orange? You peel the skin off the orange before you eat it.
- The advantage of using a nailcutter is, you won't get scratchmark on your forehead skin and the disadvantage is, you can't peel off garlic skin.
- Tattoos are like dead babies Even if you peel the skin, they're still there
Potato Peeling Jokes
Here is a list of funny potato peeling jokes and even better potato peeling puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Couldnt find it I couldn't find the thingy you use to peel the carrots and potatoes anywhere, so I asked the kids if they had seen it.
Apparently she left me yesterday. - Why do potatoes make good detectives? They keep their eyes peeled...
- You really have to watch out for new sprouts coming out of your potato's... they're poisonous. Keep your eyes peeled!
- Son: Dad, where's the thing that peels potatoes? Dad: She's at the store.

Sunburn Peeling Jokes
Here is a list of funny sunburn peeling jokes and even better sunburn peeling puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do sunburned people get more dates? Because they're a peeling . . .
- I told my roommate he should date girls that sunburn easily... He might find them more a peeling
- What do you do when you're sunburned? Make like a banana and peel.
- What did the chick say to the sunburned dude? I find you a-peeling

Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Peeling Jokes
What funny jokes about peeling you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean banana peel jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peeling pranks.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
He wasn't peeling well.
Why did the pig go to the pharmacy? He needed some oinkment.
I bought ten bananas and began peeling each one as perfectly as I could. After finishing the seventh banana and beginning the next, I realised I had missed a small piece of the peel, just near the top. So being a total perfectionist I stuck the peel back on and did it again ...
Yes folks, it seems I just re\-peeled the eighth.
A man is on trial for m**....
The judge asks him to give his version of the story, and how he pleads.
The defendant replies: "Innocent, your honor. I am not sure what exactly happened myself, I was sitting on a park bench, enjoying the nice weather, peeling an apple with my pocket knife, when suddenly this guy trips on the apple peel and falls right on top of my knife."
The judge inquires: " And all this happened 16 times?"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
Because it wasn't peeling very well.
Why didn't the filipino banana go to work today?
He wasn't peeling well.
How many blondes do you need to bake a chocolat cake?
Three. One for the dough and two are peeling the M&Ms
Two bananas
Two bananas walk into a s**... club.
One banana looks over at the other and says, "This is quite a peeling."
Why did the banana goto the doctor?
he wasn't peeling very well
I got a job peeling corn all day...
It really shucks.
Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally
Or else you'll be peeling the burn.
Why did the banana took some medicine?
Because he wasn't peeling well
:)
Why did the banana go to the hospital?
Because it was not peeling well...
A banana walk in to a doctors office...
A banana walks in to a doctors office and says to the doctor "I'm not peeling very well!" ;-; Sorry...
