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10 peeled jokes and hilarious peeled puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peeled that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good peeled joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Took down my rebel flag and peeled off my NRA sticker off the front door.

We have disconnected our home alarm system and quit the candy-a**... neighborhood watch. We bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center. Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I have never felt safer and we're saving $49.99 a month!

I went for a romantic break with the wife

She came out of the bathroom and said "take off my dress"
As I peeled off her dress, she said "take off my bra"
My hands trembled as I unclasped the strap. Then came "take off my knickers"
I slowly pulled them down, and she shouted
"and I don't ever want to catch you wearing them again!"

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. 
When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to his friend and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute !!"

A drunk man runs into a woman with the ugliest kid in the world

The drunk man said: Ma'am, you daughter is incredibly ugly
The woman replies: I know sir, but she is beautiful in the inside
The drunk man confused: Then why haven't you peeled her?

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

They keep their eyes peeled...

You really have to watch out for new sprouts coming out of your potato's... they're poisonous.

Keep your eyes peeled!

Why does a cucumber have so much seed?

It's only peeled once a year.

A depressed onion peeled itself to the end and when it found there was nothing inside it said...

"I should have cut myself when I had the chance."

Why did the Peeled banana identify as a twin tower?

Because my mom made me brownies last night and she said go to bed after that so then I took a shower and prayed to shrek to r**... me

Finding a nick

\Choose a nickname:
*ananas*
\Nick is already taken
*1 peeled ananas*
\Nick may not contain blank spaces
50damnedbloodypeeledananas

Peeled joke, Finding a nick


Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about peeled can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of peeled puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Peeled joke, Finding a nick

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Jokes are a form of humor that often involves clever wordplay, puns or unexpected twists in a story. These are usually short narratives or anecdotes crafted with the intent of amusing its audience by ending in an unexpected or humorous punchline. Jokes are a universal form of entertainment that people of all ages like adults, teens, kids and toddlers can enjoy. JokoJokes' FAQ section has answers to questions you may have!

The impact of these peeled jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.