Peeking Jokes
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A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom.
To her surprise, she sees male and female feet peeking out from under the blanket. Shocked and r**..., she gets her baseball bat and beats and beats until all movement stops. After that she goes into the living room and sees her husband laying on the sofa. He turns to her half asleep: "Oh, you're home, darling. I'm afraid we have to sleep here tonight, My parents came for a surprise visit."
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
Wife arrives home late at night from a business trip and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. But she notices four legs instead of two peeking from under the blanket!
Seized by a fit of rage, she reaches for the baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket until the screaming stops.
Still in shock, she lurches to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Oh welcome home darling," he says, "my parents came for a visit, so I let them have our bedroom. I hope you said hello."
A American, a French man, a Spaniard and a German are watching a street performance
They were in the back peeking through the crowd of people, The performer noticed them struggling to see and notices a wooden box nearby. Without stopping his performance he stands on the box and says, "Can u see me"
They reply
"Yes"
"Oui
"Sí"
"Ja".
My friend got mad at me for screen peeking when we were playing against each other today
...it was online chess
You can tell a lot about a person by their house
Peeking in through the windows
Recording their every move
Listening in with lasers
Yep, you can tell a lot about someone by their trash
Or behind a bush
The Sanders/Cruz debate was really weird
It was like peeking into an alternate dimension where both parties had hindsight
I studied abroad...
Too bad I got busted for peeking in her window.
A man enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a pint. After he finishes , he peeks inside his shirt's pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another pint.
After he finishes, he again peeks inside his shirt's pocket and orders the bartender to bring another pint. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' drinks all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt's pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
How do you stop your kids from peeking at their Christmas pressies prior to the day?
Blind Them.
A Polish guy came to the police station, scared and very worried.
"What seems to be the case?" the police officer asked.
"My wife! She's wants to kill me!" said the guy.
"Are you sure? Tell us, what made you say so?"
"She went to work and left some things at the house so she asked if I could bring it over to her office, as it was my day off. When I went to pick up her purse, then I noticed something peeking out of it."
" What is it? A weapon?!" the police officer exclaimed.
"No sir.. something much worse. I found polish remover in her purse! I swear she wants me gone, officer!"
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