Peek Jokes
41 peek jokes and hilarious peek puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peek that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Everyone loves a good laugh! Get ready to enjoy some peek-a-boo jokes that include hilarious puns about skirts, hampers, and kilts. From silly to witty, there's something for everyone to enjoy!
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Funniest Peek Short Jokes
Short peek jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peek humour may include short peak jokes also.
- Just been diagnosed with the dreaded 'Peek-a-Boo virus'...
I'm being transferred to ICU. - Breaking News: Local Kindergarten reports major Peek-a-Boo accident. All involved were rushed to the ICU
- Did you hear about the guy that was injured in the freak peek-a-boo incident? He had to be put in the icu
- Did you hear about the kid who got caught looking into the girl's locker room? Well I heard he peeked in high school
- My friend got mad at me for screen peeking when we were playing against each other today ...it was online chess
- I was standing just next to Aj1t Pa1 when he was using Tor Browser ... I peeked at his PornHub account and his username was AJ1T_3.14Inches
- The Sanders/Cruz debate was really weird It was like peeking into an alternate dimension where both parties had hindsight
- You can really scare someone when you yell Peek-a-boo! . Especially when they're trying on clothes in the fitting room.
- What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold? Peek achoo!
- What kind of Pokemon hides in the bushes outside of delis? Peek-a-Jew
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Peek One Liners
Which peek one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peek? I can suggest the ones about poke and blink.
- Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU.
- Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo? To the I.C.U
- I was injured while playing peek-a-boo They took me to the ICU
- My doctor told me I have peek-a-boo syndrome. They sent me to the I see you.
- Where do you take someone who got injured in a game of peek a boo? ICU
- Where do you take someone injured in a Peek a Boo accident? To the ICU.
- Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus? Because he has holes in his hands
- Why was Ash Ketchum peering through your living room curtains? To catch a Peek-at-you
- Did you hear about the epileptic who played peek-a-boo? Now he seizure
Now he don't - I found out my friend has Peek Aboo He's in the ICU
- Which hospital ward is the best place to play peek-a-boo? I.C.U
- Everytime someone calls another a "motherf*cker" Freud peeks from around the corner.
- Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu.
- Where do you take someone who's been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I C U.
- Kids I play with love peek-a-boo! Except they get happy when I hide and sad when I appear
Humorous Peek Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
What funny jokes about peek you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean inspect jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peek pranks.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
When single women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in the fridge, and head for bed. When married women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in bed, and head for the fridge.
I just came down with the Peekaboo virus
It sent me to the ICU
A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having s**...
One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent's bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy.
That very next morning, she asks her mom, "Mommy, why were you hopping up and down on top of daddy?"
The mom replies, "Oh, umm, well, I was just trying to help lose weight by pushing the air out of him."
The girl says, "Well that won't work mommy."
Puzzled, the mother replies, "Well why not, honey?"
"Well, every week while you're at work, the pretty girl from across the street comes to blow him back up!"
Little Sally comes home from school munching on a big bag of candy...
Her mother says, "Where'd you get the money for that!?"
Sally laughs and says, "Little Johnny bet me five dollars I couldn't climb up the flag pole! I did it, and I won!"
Her mother shakes her head. "You d**...! He was just trying to get a peek at your p**...!"
"Oh no!" Little Sally says, embarrassed.
But the next day, she comes home with two bags of candy.
Her mother says, "Did Little Johnny pay you to climb the flag pole again!??"
"Yes!" says Little Sally. "But I sure fooled him! I didn't even wear any p**...!"
A man walks by an insane asylum...
An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting "21! 21! 21" As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what's going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell "22! 22! 22!"
How i learned to mind my own business
One day I was walking on the sidewalk next to a mental hospital and heard 13...13...13...
So I decided to peek through a hole in the wall and immediately got poked In the eye and heard 14...14...14...
A guy is waiting for the bus in front of a mental institution
There is a tall wooden fence surrounding it. The man starts hearing a group of people on the other side of the fence yelling "14, 14, 14!" So he walks over and finds a small hole. When he ducks down to peek through, all of a sudden he gets poked in the eye.
The people on the other side of the fence start yelling "15, 15, 15!"
The Scotsman
A Scotsman was walking down the street in his traditional Scottish attire when he saw a couple of women talking and giggling,
As he approached one of the women asked " is it true the you dont wear anything under your kilt?"
"Aye, why dont you have a peek and find out for yourself"
So the woman lifted his kilt just enough to see his "business" and said "oh thats gruesome"
The Scotsman replied "I think if you'll check again, you'll see its grew some more"
First post, heard this in a song recently, got a good chuckle from it personally
I think it helps to read with a Scottish accent
Walking past a mental institution
I heard the residents chanting twelve, twelve twelve . As I kept walking I noticed a small hole in the tall wooden fence. Since the residents were still chanting twelve, twelve, twelve I decided to peek through the hole and see what was happening. As soon as I looked, a stick came through the hole and poked me in the eye. Immediately there was a roar of cheering before the residents started chanting thirteen, thirteen, thirteen .
Hole in the wall
A guy was walking next to a prison and he could hear the inmates shouting repeadetly "SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN". The curiosity got the better out of him and he decided to take a peek through a small hole he saw in the wall. The man screamed in agony as he got poked in the eye from the other side and the inmates started shouting "EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT".
Where do you take someone after a Peeka Boo accident?
The ICU
Thirteen
A guy goes for a walk and when he passes by the mental hospital, he hears a patient inside yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
The guy moves along and later when he's returning home and walks by the same hospital, he hears the same voice again yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"
And then he sees a small hole in the wall. The curiosity was too strong and when he takes a peek the patient pokes him in the eye with a stick and starts yelling "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"
What's the name of the best male s**... club in Mexico?
Peek o' the guy-o
How do you get Peekachu on a bus?
You Pokemon
Why don't you take a shower with a Pokémon?
He might Peek at Chu!
Why was Ash looking through your window?
He was just trying to take a peek at choo.
The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding...
You're not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.
Why do m**... heads like to do it d**...?
So they can both peek out the blinds.
How to distinguish between the meows of male and female cats:
1. Listen intently to the meow
2. Take a peek at their genitalia.
