The Best 23 Peek Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Peek jokes. There are some peek neatly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these peek playfully puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Peek Jokes and Puns

A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having Sex

One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent's bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy.

That very next morning, she asks her mom, "Mommy, why were you hopping up and down on top of daddy?"

The mom replies, "Oh, umm, well, I was just trying to help lose weight by pushing the air out of him."

The girl says, "Well that won't work mommy."

Puzzled, the mother replies, "Well why not, honey?"

"Well, every week while you're at work, the pretty girl from across the street comes to blow him back up!"

Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style?

So they can both peek out the blinds.

Peek joke, Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style?

How do you get Peekachu on a bus?

You Pokemon

Why was Ash looking through your window?

He was just trying to take a peek at choo.


What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

A man walks by an insane asylum...

An man walks by an insane asylum and hears the inmates gleefully shouting "21! 21! 21" As he gets closer he sees a hole in the brick wall which he approaches so he can peek in and see what's going on. The inmates poke a stick through the hole, poking him in the eye, and yell "22! 22! 22!"

Peek joke, A man walks by an insane asylum...

Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Why don't you take a shower with a PokΓ©mon?

He might Peek at Chu!

Why are married women heavier than single women?

When single women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in the fridge, and head for bed. When married women get home, they settle in, take a peek at what's in bed, and head for the fridge.

What's the name of the best male strip club in Mexico?

Peek o' the guy-o

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The solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding...

You're not supposed to look, but you know you are going to take a peek.

Thirteen

A guy goes for a walk and when he passes by the mental hospital, he hears a patient inside yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

The guy moves along and later when he's returning home and walks by the same hospital, he hears the same voice again yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

And then he sees a small hole in the wall. The curiosity was too strong and when he takes a peek the patient pokes him in the eye with a stick and starts yelling "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

How to distinguish between the meows of male and female cats:

1. Listen intently to the meow
2. Take a peek at their genitalia.

Where do you take someone that got hurt playing peek a boo?

To the I.C.U

Where do you take someone after a Peeka Boo accident?

The ICU

Peek joke, Where do you take someone after a Peeka Boo accident?

Where do you take someone who got injured in a game of peek a boo?

ICU

How i learned to mind my own business

One day I was walking on the sidewalk next to a mental hospital and heard 13...13...13...
So I decided to peek through a hole in the wall and immediately got poked In the eye and heard 14...14...14...

Little Sally comes home from school munching on a big bag of candy...

Her mother says, "Where'd you get the money for that!?"

Sally laughs and says, "Little Johnny bet me five dollars I couldn't climb up the flag pole! I did it, and I won!"

Her mother shakes her head. "You dummy! He was just trying to get a peek at your panties!"

"Oh no!" Little Sally says, embarrassed.

But the next day, she comes home with two bags of candy.

Her mother says, "Did Little Johnny pay you to climb the flag pole again!??"

"Yes!" says Little Sally. "But I sure fooled him! I didn't even wear any panties!"


The Scotsman

A Scotsman was walking down the street in his traditional Scottish attire when he saw a couple of women talking and giggling,

As he approached one of the women asked " is it true the you dont wear anything under your kilt?"

"Aye, why dont you have a peek and find out for yourself"

So the woman lifted his kilt just enough to see his "business" and said "oh thats gruesome"

The Scotsman replied "I think if you'll check again, you'll see its grew some more"




First post, heard this in a song recently, got a good chuckle from it personally

I think it helps to read with a Scottish accent

A guy is waiting for the bus in front of a mental institution

There is a tall wooden fence surrounding it. The man starts hearing a group of people on the other side of the fence yelling "14, 14, 14!" So he walks over and finds a small hole. When he ducks down to peek through, all of a sudden he gets poked in the eye.



The people on the other side of the fence start yelling "15, 15, 15!"

I found out my friend has Peek Aboo

He's in the ICU

Hole in the wall

A guy was walking next to a prison and he could hear the inmates shouting repeadetly "SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN". The curiosity got the better out of him and he decided to take a peek through a small hole he saw in the wall. The man screamed in agony as he got poked in the eye from the other side and the inmates started shouting "EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT, EIGHT".

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the peek preview jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working peek spied piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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