Peeing The Bed Jokes
20 peeing the bed jokes and hilarious peeing the bed puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peeing the bed that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Peeing The Bed Short Jokes
Short peeing the bed jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peeing the bed humour may include short peeing jokes also.
- I asked my husband: How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee? He replied... ...It's hard
- An elderly man has urinary incontinence. Why does he drink holy water before going to bed on Christmas Eve? He wanted to sleep in heavenly pees.
- A guy tells his doctor "I have a good pee every morning at 7.. "And a good bowel movement at 8." Doctor says "OK so what's the trouble?" Man says "I don't get out of bed till 9!"
- Last night in my dream I was peeing in bed. Dreams do come true I realized in the morning.
- Not to brag, but I'm pretty good in bed. I don't snore or steal covers. And I only pee if something startles me.
- Last night I slept with a married woman while her husband was black out drunk in the same room... I awoke to a pee-filled bed and one irate wife.
- What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man? Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed
- I have reached the age where I have to pee several times during night I have also reached the age where I drink four liters of water before I go to bed
- Whata the difference between a king's bed and a peasant's bed. The king has a canopy over the bed and
The peasant has a can o' pee under the bed. - Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No - it's windy!"
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Peeing The Bed One Liners
Which peeing the bed one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peeing the bed? I can suggest the ones about peeing pants and peeing your pants.
- The rich folk have a canopy over their bed. I had a can of pee under my bed.
Peeing The Bed Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about peeing the bed you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wetting the bed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peeing the bed pranks.
Drunk guy went to the bathroom
a drunk guy went home late, before sleeping he went to the bathroom to pee, he opened the door and the lights were on, he closed the door and the lights went off, he said how is that possible ? he peed and went to bed.
next morning he asked his wife "What's the matter with the bathroom lights, i opened the door and they went on and when i closed the door they went off".
she said:"so you're the one who peed in the Refrigerator"
What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman, and a dead Scotsman? (dialect joke)
w**...'s the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?
* A rich Scotsman has a canopy ower the bed.
* A puir Scotsman has a can o' pee under the bed.
* A deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.
Difference between rich, poor and dead man
A rich man has a canopy above his bed
A poor man has a can o' pee under his bed
A dead man has no can o' pee
(Never heard this one before from 89 year old father when asked is it an awning or canopy)
The difference between a prince and a h**... is...
...one sleeps with a canopy over his bed, while the other sleeps with a can o' pee under his bed.
John comes home and notices his wife n**.
.. in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed.
The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
hey girl, are you into adopting animals?
Because I will probably pee in your bed and run away
Not-so lil Johnny anymore
Tired of Johnny's bed wetting, his mommy comes up with a way she could teach him to do it right by himself and so, she calls on Johnny, tells him the following set of steps to follow the next time he would pee. She told Johnny to shout the number out loud so that she could hear him from behind the door.
And the steps go like this
1 - Open the flier
2 - Hold it out and aim for the centre
3 - Pull the skin backwards and give it a gentle shake and pull it back forwards
4 - Put it back in the sack and close the flier
And within just a few weeks, she was happy that it was working quite well as she could hear johnny read the numbers out loud 1,2,3 and 4 until one fine day, when all she could hear Johnny say was
1,2,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3,3.......
George has a problem ... he pees in his bed at night.
So he decides to go to the doctor to fix the problem. "Well George, can you tell me what exactly happens each night that might be causing the problem?" "Well," George said, "When I fall asleep I have a dream where this small little dwarf comes to me and says 'Did you do pee pee'? And I say 'No'. So he says 'So go pee pee!' And so ... I do ..."
"I see," says the doctor ... "I have a solution for you George - Next time the dwarf asks you if you went pee pee, just say 'Yes'". "Brilliant!", Says George. Super excited, George goes home ...
That night, George falls asleep, and low and behold in his dream, the same small dwarf approaches him. "Hello!", says George, super confidently. "Did you make pee pee?", says the dwarf. "Yes! Yes I did!!", says George.
"And Doody?"
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