Peeing Outside Jokes
14 peeing outside jokes and hilarious peeing outside puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about peeing outside that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Peeing Outside Short Jokes
Short peeing outside jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The peeing outside humour may include short peeing jokes also.
- Why is peeing normally similar to going outside without a mask I haven't done it since April
- Two ADV riders camping out in a tent. One of them crawls out to pee before bed. Comes back all wet. The other rider asks if it's rainy outside. "No - it's windy!"
- Two guys outside in a cold night. There's two guys outside on a cold night peeing near each other. o**... says, "yup, pretty chilly". The other guy says, "thanks".
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Peeing Outside One Liners
Which peeing outside one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with peeing outside? I can suggest the ones about peeing pants and urinating.
- When humans pee outside It's probably the equivalent of ALL CAPS to the canine world.
- I wouldn't say that I'm a dog person I just like peeing outside
Peeing Outside Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about peeing outside you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dog peeing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make peeing outside pranks.
I used to have a dog that was only a head.
Very happy dog. One day I was drinking a beer and he wanted a sip. Who am I to deny him?
He had a sip and a body grew on his head! So I gave him a drink. A leg formed! Another drink, another leg, then another, and another. A final drink and he had a tail!
By now he was really drunk and I'm sure he had to pee, so I let him outside.
He staggered outside and into the road, where he was hit and killed.
I learned something that day.
It's better to quit while you're ahead.
John leaves the tent where he is with his girlfriend in the campsite late in the evening.
- John, where you go?
- I'm going to pee outside. Be right back!
Two minutes later when he sits next to his girlfriend:
- John! It's raining?
- Nah! Just a lil bit windy!
One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.
The graffiti wrote "Mickey s**...".
The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.
The bad news is, the u**... is from Goofy.
The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.
John gets bitten by a wasp.
And that too on his pee pee.
He and his wife go to the doctor immediately. Doctor takes one look at it and asks the nurse to give him some medication to help him.
The wife quietly signals the doctor to come outside the room and says - can you please only give something for the pain, and leave the swelling alone?
Three brothers eating soup
A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later, the oldest boy comes in and the mom says 'Let me guess, you were taking a pee and a beebee came out?' He says 'No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'
Two women are standing on a bridge
One woman says to the other You know.. I always wanted to pee outside the way men do
The other woman goes Go head nobody's around!
So she hikes her skirt up and squats over the water and says Come here I'm a gonna pee right there in that canoe!
She says That's not a canoe it's your reflection
A woman pregnant with triplets catches three stray bullets from a drive-by shooting.
In the emergency room, a doctor tells her she and her unborn children will be fine but they could not remove the bullets. He informs her all is well and the children, two girls and a boy, will pee the bullets out in around 16 years.
So around the 16th year, the mother is in the kitchen making her morning coffee when one her daughters runs in, frantic and concerned.
"Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!"
Her mother tells her there's nothing to worry about and tells her the story.
Then around noon, the mother is in the garden watering some flowers when the other daughter comes outside and says
"Mom! Mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out!" The mother explains everything and goes back to watering.
That night the mother was laying in bed reading when her son burst into her room.
"Mom! Mom! I was-"
"Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?"
"No, no!" says the son, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"