Pee Wee Jokes
18 pee wee jokes and hilarious pee wee puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pee wee that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pee Wee Short Jokes
Short pee wee jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pee wee humour may include short peeing pants jokes also.
- Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter.
- You really can't blame Pee Wee Herman for what he did... I mean, it's not like he could just do it at home with all of his furniture watching him..
- All this fuss over a film being stored on DNA But when Pee Wee Herman tried to do the opposite, everybody lost their minds?
- Name two people shot in the back of the head in a theatre. Abe Lincoln and the guy sitting in front of Pee Wee Herman.
- What does Pee Wee Herman and John Wilks Booth have in common? They both got in big trouble for shooting someone in the back of the head in a theater.
- The actor who played Pee Wee Herman, Paul Reubens, has decided to start his own dry cleaning service. It's called Drop Your Pants and Jacket Off
- In 1991, Pee Wee Herman was arrested for m**... in a movie theater. What a lot of people do not realize is that he represented himself in court, believing he could get himself off.
- Another s**... assault allegation against Pee-wee Herman, he apparently s**... assaulted Anthony w**... in a movie theater.
- What did Pee-Wee Herman say to parents who accused him of being a child m**...? I know you are, but what am I?
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Pee Wee One Liners
Which pee wee one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pee wee? I can suggest the ones about peeing and dog pee.
- What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite entree? Stroganoff.
- what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos
- I'm thinking of opening a Pee-wee Herman themed juice bar. It'll be called Jambi Juice.
- How did Pee Wee Herman win the Bass Fishing Championship? He was a master baiter.
Pee Wee Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pee wee you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pee your pants jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pee wee pranks.
Tyrone
One day in his third grade class, Tyrone asks his teacher if he can go to the bathroom. While he's in the bathroom, peeing, his classmate, Timmy enters and begins peeing in the stall right next to Tyrone. Naturally, he is a little curious, so Tyrone looks over the stall to see if Timmy's wee wee is as big as his.
When he gets back to class, he asks the teacher, "How come my wee wee is so much bigger than Timmy's? Is it because I am black and he is white"?
The teacher answers, "No, Tyrone, it's because you are 17 years old".