Pee In The Snow Jokes
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Father looks out the window on a snowy evening.
He gets furious and turns red.
"What's the matter, dear," his wife asks.
"It's our daughter's new boyfriend. He's written his name in the snow with pee."
"Oh. That's not so bad."
"Yeah, but it's in *her* handwriting."
Friends are like snow
when you pee on them, they disappear.
A guy is relaxing at home when he hears a loud b**... on his front door. He opens the door to discover his next-door neighbor standing there looking outraged. "
What's the matter Bill?" he asks the neighbor. "I found your son's name written with pee in the snow between our houses!" he responds. "What's the big deal? He's a kid. Kids do that stuff". I'll tell you the big deal! It was in my daughter's handwriting!"
What do friends and snow have in common?
If you pee on them, they go away
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
One day, Mickey Mouse wakes up and found a graffiti on the snow written with pee outside his house.
The graffiti wrote "Mickey s**...".
The police came, and they told Mickey that there's bad news and an even worse news.
The bad news is, the u**... is from Goofy.
The worse news is, its Minnie's handwriting.
A woman told me she can do anything a man can do...
...so I told her to pee her name in the snow.
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