pedophiles Jokes

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People who are afraid of pedophiles

need to grow up

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10 Catholic priest all die in a bus accident

When they arrive at the pearly gates, St Peter Acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you a pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well fuck off straight to hell right now!".

9 of the priests turn around and begin to walk away.

St Peter calls after them. "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!"

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What do Jewish pedophiles say?

Hey kid, want to buy some candy?

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Why don't pedophiles ever win marathons?

They're always coming in a little behind.

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To anyone who has a problem with pedophiles:

Grow up.

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Two guys get pulled over...

Two guys in a car get pulled over. The cop walks up to the window and says "We're looking for 2 pedophiles". The car window goes up then after a few seconds comes back down.
The driver gives a sigh. "Alright, we'll do it"

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You can say what you want about pedophiles

...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds.

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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles....

But at least they drive slowly past schools

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I hate pedophiles.

Those guys are fucking immature assholes.

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Two catholic priests get into a traffic check...

The cop says "We are looking for two pedophiles".
The priest rolls up the window and starts furiously arguing with the other priest. After a couple of minutes, he rolls down the window again: "We'd be up for it".

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2 Priests stop at a random police checkpoint in the middle of the road...

A police officer tells the driver "We're looking for 2 pedophiles."

The driver says "Just one minute", rolls his window up, and starts arguing intensely with the other priest in the passenger seat.

He rolls his window back down, looks up at the cop and says "Ya, we'd be up for it!"

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I feel bad for Pedophiles

They have such a hard time fitting in. (NSFW with imagination)

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Say what you will against pedophiles, but at least...

they drive slowly in school zones.

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Why do pedophiles like to play guitar?

Because it's completely ok to finger A minor

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Pedophiles are so immature

They're practically fucking babies

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What do the "Damn, Daniel" kid and pedophiles have in common?

They're both back at it again with the white vans.

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You're scared of pedophiles?

Grow up.

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What do pedophiles and climate change deniers have in common?

They both enjoy fucking the next generation.

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What symphony is a pedophiles favorite?

Mozarts' Flute in A minor

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Pedophiles may be bad people...

... but at least they drive slow through the school zones

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What do Jewish pedophiles say to kids?

Hey, wanna buy some candy?

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Say what you will about pedophiles.....

at least they drive slow in school zones.

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Why are pedophiles terrible Blackjack players?

They don't hit on anything over 14.

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We often criticize pedophiles...

but they, at least, drive slowly near schools.

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What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

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[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races?

They're always coming in a little behind.

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Pedophiles

2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile.

I don't.

I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds.

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My friend told me he was terrified of pedophiles...

I told him to grow up.

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Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters...

... they are into people before it's cool.

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2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by...

One turns to the other and says, "Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"

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You can say what you like about pedophiles

at least they drive slowly past schools and playgrounds

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What are midgets?...

The loopholes for pedophiles.

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Say what you want about pedophiles..

but at least they slow down at children's crossings.

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Where do pedophiles get the wedding rings?

They go to Jared.

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What's a pedophiles favourite part of a game of hockey?

Before the first period.

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