Pedometer Jokes
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So I bought a pedometer the other day...
I think it's broken. The display keeps reading "TOO OLD".
I bought a pedometer and tested it with a quick walk around the neighborhood.
I'm moving away as soon as possible.
We hired a teenage girl at my hardware store
I was showing her around the aisles when I picked up something off the shelf and pointed it at my self and made a beeping sound.
I said, "This is a stud-finder" and laughed.
She pulled up her sleeve, showed me her FitBit and made a beeping sound. She said, "This is a p**...-meter."
I got a notice that a s**... offender just moved in nearby and I'm worried for my children...
So I got them all pedometers.
I installed a pedometer app on my phone
But whichever direction I walk, I seem to be moving away from the kids.
What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?
A pedometer
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