Pedigree Jokes
6 pedigree jokes and hilarious pedigree puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pedigree that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pedigree Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Walking past a pet shop, a sign said; 'Pedigree Netherlands cats for sale.'
I didn't believe they were from the Netherlands so I went into the shop and asked the assistant... 'How Dutch is that moggie in the window?'.
What do you earn after studying about pets and studying kids?
A pedigree.
As I was walking my dog...
... A pretty girl came up to me and said, "What a lovely looking dog! Is he pedigreed?"
I replied "He sure is. Passed obedience school on his first try!"
What does a dog get after going to college?
A pedigree.
‘A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders – rest in peace.'
Some people say I'm cruel I named my cat...
Pedigree.
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