Pedicure Jokes
9 pedicure jokes and hilarious pedicure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pedicure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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A beautiful girl...
...was giving a pedicure to a man who was at the same time also getting a shave at a salon. The man says
"What about a date later?"
"Am married", she replied.
The man said:
"So?, call your husband and tell him you are going to visit a girlfriend"
She said:
"You should tell him yourself, he is shaving you".
How does Snoop Dogg pay for pedicures?
Crip toe currency.
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Why did the remorseful child-m**... paint his toe-nails?
He thought it would be a pedicure.
^^^sorry.
I asked my daughter what day she wanted to get a pedicure.
She said there's no day like toe-day!
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Just got back from my pedicure
And I no longer find the neighbour's 10-year-old daughter attractive
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Did you know that h**... was in dire need of a pedicure while he was leader of the third r**...?
He was a toe-talon-a**...
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I'm talking to my daughter, sister in law and my dad just now. SIL: Have you ever had a pedicure? Daughter: oh yeah I have. Me: I've given her a pedicure before.
Dad: so I guess you could call yourself a... pediphile.
*Ugh* thanks dad.
And yes this actually just happened.
What do you call someone obsessed with procuring free pedicures?
A clip-toe-maniac
My girlfriend was giving me my first pedicure
I asked her if the tool she was using to rub my feet was called a pedofile.
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