Pediatrician Jokes
33 pediatrician jokes and hilarious pediatrician puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pediatrician that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
If you're looking for a laugh, check out our collection of pediatrician jokes. From the clever to the silly, these jokes are sure to get a giggle out of even the grumpiest of toddlers.
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Funniest Pediatrician Short Jokes
Short pediatrician jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pediatrician humour may include short physician jokes also.
- My Uncle was fired for sleeping with one of his patients... The worst part is that he's a veterinarian.
Lol just kidding, he's a pediatrician. - Many people call their animals "fur babies" but, As soon as I start calling children "skin dogs", suddenly I'm the worst pediatrician in this hospital!
- Oh, so it's ok for people to call their dogs furbabies..... But when I call a child a skin dog I'm "the worst pediatrician in this hospital".
- Today, my wife was told by the pediatrician that our 18 month old son isn't talking much because he doesn't want to. I could've told her that.
- I asked my kids pediatrician why she was always in a rush She said she has little patients.
- After listening to Guns N' Roses, I want to become a pediatrician. I figure all I need is little patients.
- What do you call a religious pediatrician? A pedotrician.
- What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common? Their patients are 2'
- A kid doctor is called a pediatrician, and an animal lover is a z**..., what do you call someone who loves kids. A Priest
- A pediatrician and f**... guy opened up a business together. The sign out front said "Either way, you get your kid back"
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Pediatrician One Liners
Which pediatrician one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pediatrician? I can suggest the ones about kids doctor and obstetrician.
- Why do pediatricians get so frustrated? They have very little patients.
- Why are pediatricians always in a rush? They have little patients.
- Why are pediatricians always so annoyed? Because they have very little patients
- Why do pediatricians not like long term investments? They have little patients.
- Pediatricians... have very little patients.
- Why don't pediatricians like to wait? Because they have little patients.
- I know this very hot headed Pediatrician... He has little patients.
- What do a drill Sargent and a pediatrician have in common? Little patients.
- Why did the pediatrician hate waiting? He had little patients.
- Never upset a pediatrician. They have very little patients.
- Why are pediatricians so ornery? Because they have little patients.
- Why do pediatricians get easily upset? They have little patients
- I've never vaccinated any of my kids... I just pay the pediatrician to do it.
- My tolerance is like a pediatrician I have little patients.
- What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?
Comical Pediatrician Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about pediatrician you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean gynecologist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pediatrician pranks.
p**... joke
I took my baby daughter to get her shots. As the pediatrician asks us about feeding and activities, she drops the question "How's the p**...?"
I replied "I don't know. I haven't tried it."
I am not allowed to go to her doctor's appointments. :(
A woman brings her baby to the pediatrician who says "wow...your baby is beautiful". She tells him thanks and that he must say that to all moms who bring in their babies. He says to her "oh no I don't"..........
......she asks, what do you do if the baby is ugly? He says "I look at the baby and then I look at the mom and I say your baby looks just like you."
A concerned parent calls their child's pediatrician and says, Recently my child has started eating power cords. What should I do?
Without missing a beat the doctor responds, depending on the current situation at home you need to ground him until he can conduct himself appropriately!
A priest, a lawyer, and a pediatrician are on a ship that is going down..
The pediatrician shouts, "Save the children!"
The lawyer yells,"f**... the children!"
The priest then replies "Do you think we have time?"
This blonde goes to the pediatrician...
This blonde goes to the pediatrician because her baby keeps getting diaper rashes. The pediatrician asks, "How often do you change your baby?"
The blonde says, "Once a month."
The doctor yells, "What? Why do you only change him once a month?"
The blonde says, "Well, the box says 'good up until fifteen pounds.'"
