Pedestrians Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pedestrians jokes. There are some pedestrians traffic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pedestrians overpass puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Gather Around for Fun Pedestrians Jokes and Laughter with Friends

A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic

A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."

The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off."

Mom takes her sick daughter to the doctor.

The doctor asks the girl, "How old are you?"

Girl: "I will be 7 in two days."

Doctor: "Aww, look how optimistic we are."

--------------------------------------------------------
Totally unrelated joke

Son: "Dad, can I cross the street when the red light for pedestrians is on?"

Dad: "Yes, but make sure your arms are up in the air over your head."

Son: "Why is that?"

Dad: "Because it will be easier to take off your shirt in the morgue".

Why did the Muslim run over the pedestrians during Ramadan?

He couldn't brake fast

An old lady gets into a taxi

An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies

"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."

A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning

"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"

The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels.

I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

You know what I miss?

Pedestrians, about 90% of the time.

I was stopped at a traffic light, and among the pedestrians crossing was my ex.

And I thought, "I'd hit that."

Pedestrians joke, I was stopped at a traffic light, and among the pedestrians crossing was my ex.

Elon Musk has only owned Twitter for one day...

and it's already ran over 2 pedestrians.

I heard over the radio there was a maniac on the loose!

I got so scared I almost missed the pedestrians!

"I got her!''

A drunk old man gets into a taxi Mercedes E Class. After a short time, he asks, "Why do Mercedes cars have that on their bonnet?"

The driver jokingly replies, "It is there so I could aim pedestrians."

He accelerates sharply, narrowly missing out an old lady which was passing the street. After that, he heard a massive thump.

"What the bloody hell was that??" the driver asked

The drunk man replies, "You missed her, I got her with my door".

A rookie cop is at an intersection.

While he's at the red light, he sees a street sign that reads: WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS

A few seconds later he notices a lady walking across the street along the zebra crossing. He honks his horn to stop her, rolls down his window and asks: Ma'am, are you a pedestrian?

The woman, confused at the purpose of the cop's question, replies yes, officer.

The cop proceeds to take out his pen and notepad and promptly asks So, which part of Pedestria are you from?

You can explore pedestrians swerve reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean pedestrians pavement dad jokes. There are also pedestrians puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

I made three snow angels the other day.

I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.

I made snow angels this Christmas...

My car skidded on the ice and I hit 3 pedestrians.

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage

A drunk guy is driving around Paris...

He keeps crashing into everything, and almost kills several pedestrians. Eventually, he's about to cross a bridge, but he doesn't make it, and instead plunges his car into the water below. However, the guy doesn't seem to care, as he tries to keep driving.

A nearby ship: "What the heck is wrong with that driver?"

The car: "I don't know, but he's driving me in Seine!"

Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying "excessive and gratuitous violence towards pedestrians".

Apparently your character is just a normal on-duty cop.

Pedestrians joke, Grand Theft Auto 6 just announced. Already criticized for displaying "excessive and gratuitous viole

Traffic in New York is terrible. After a while though, most of the pedestrians get across...

The Jews get a star

Last winter, I made snow angels

I lost control and took out three pedestrians

So they have warning signs for drivers to look out for pedestrians on their cell phone now.

Put up warning signs for pedestrians that the driver might be looking at their cellphone. Problem solved

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pedestrians motorists puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pedestrians crosswalk piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes