Pedestrian Crossing Jokes
12 pedestrian crossing jokes and hilarious pedestrian crossing puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pedestrian crossing that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pedestrian Crossing Short Jokes
Short pedestrian crossing jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pedestrian crossing humour may include short pedestrian jokes also.
- if I were Sarah Connor I would simply defeat the robots by asking them to identify which of the following pictures has a pedestrian crossing in it
- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because America's aging infrastructure doesn't adequately provide footbridges or pedestrian underpasses.
- I was stopped at a traffic light, and among the pedestrians crossing was my ex. And I thought, "I'd hit that."
- Why did Angela Merkel cross the road? Because the pedestrian light indicated it was the appropriate time to do so
- Who is the most politically neutral person in the world? A pedestrian crossing the road.
He looks left, right and walks straight.
Sorry - I'm one of those people who can bring traffic to a standstill. By pressing the stop button at pedestrian crossings
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Pedestrian Crossing One Liners
Which pedestrian crossing one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pedestrian crossing? I can suggest the ones about crossing the street and crossing guard.
- What's it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross Crop yield
Giggle-Inducing Pedestrian Crossing Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
What funny jokes about pedestrian crossing you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crossing the road jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pedestrian crossing pranks.
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Mom takes her sick daughter to the doctor.
The doctor asks the girl, "How old are you?"
Girl: "I will be 7 in two days."
Doctor: "Aww, look how optimistic we are."
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Son: "Dad, can I cross the street when the red light for pedestrians is on?"
Dad: "Yes, but make sure your arms are up in the air over your head."
Son: "Why is that?"
Dad: "Because it will be easier to t**... shirt in the morgue".
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p**... in New York
p**... was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop at a busy intersection. The cop stopped the flow of all traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' When everyone had safely crossed the street, he would allow traffic to resume.
The officer had done this several times, and p**... still stood on the sidewalk.
After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, p**... went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across ?'
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I was waiting at a pedestrian crossing, when a woman asked me, "What's that beep, beep sound?"
I said, "It's so blind people know when to go."
"Oh right." she replied. "Where I'm from, we don't let them drive."
A rookie cop is at an intersection.
While he's at the red light, he sees a street sign that reads: WATCH FOR PEDESTRIANS
A few seconds later he notices a lady walking across the street along the zebra crossing. He honks his horn to stop her, rolls down his window and asks: Ma'am, are you a pedestrian?
The woman, confused at the purpose of the cop's question, replies yes, officer.
The cop proceeds to take out his pen and notepad and promptly asks So, which part of Pedestria are you from?
A drunk guy is driving around Paris...
He keeps crashing into everything, and almost kills several pedestrians. Eventually, he's about to cross a bridge, but he doesn't make it, and instead plunges his car into the water below. However, the guy doesn't seem to care, as he tries to keep driving.
A nearby ship: "What the heck is wrong with that driver?"
The car: "I don't know, but he's driving me in Seine!"